1. A combination of Greed and Ling from the series Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood. Basically Greed but in Lin/Ling's body. Yeah. You know that's hot.

2. A mini-Greed. (Duck, Duckling; Greed, Greedling)

1. Greed fan: *squee* Greedling is SOO hot! Original Greed was hotter though.

2. Awww look at the baby Greedlings!

Greedling by Greed the Avaricious June 15, 2011

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grilling the salmon

1. Something you say you've done that sounds vaguely sexual enough to impress people. If asked how to grill the salmon, make something up.

2. The act of heating salmon over fire until it is cooked.

"I tossed her salad last night"
"Oh that's nothing. I was just grilling the salmon this morning"

Never have I ever grilled the salmon

grilling the salmon by Jewish Grandma August 25, 2010

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Bear Grylling

When you purposely make a fire in your home to cook food when you already have a microwave or oven. Does not count if you use the fireplace, pussy.

Damn, dude! Are you bear grylling those Bagel Bites?

Bear Grylling by Nadeem E. January 25, 2009

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GreedLing

"Greed the Avaricious"

An extremely sexy character from the Manga series "Fullmetal Alchemist" and the Anime, "Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood". A homunculus, who cannot be killed through normal means. Siblings of Lust, Envy, Pride, Wrath, Sloth, and Gluttony. When the original Greed dies, he is reborn and put into a sexy Xingese character named Ling Yao, hereby creating a super-sexy- Homunculus. Fangirls dubbed him "GreedLing". Other such nicknames are: Greeling, LinGreed, and in the Manga,Grin.

He is the coolest, sexiest, cutest, and most Badass of all the homunculi.

Did I mention he is damn sexy?

Envy: Who's that? Over there, the sexy one.

Lust: Oh, that's Greed. Our new little brother.

Envy:Damn. Wish I were that sexy! I'm so JEALOUS.

Edward: It's GreedLing!

GreedLing by Greed the Avaricious/Sexiest April 4, 2013

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grovelling

something that is done when someone under control steps out of line and has to beg for forgiveness, usually has to apologise profusely while kneeling down and kissing the feet of their owner until they've seen enough to forgive them. This is another way of seeing how dedicated one is to their new position to serve their goddess.

I want to see my bitch grovelling at my feet for hours until i think he knows what his done wrong

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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