manalogue
(Noun)The inevitably male diatribe on the subject of sports teams, cars, women, fitness etc regardless of the interst shown by the listener
manalogue by Saul Fajerman July 2, 2008
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Bad Guy Monologue
The tendency of some "geniuses" to tell people of their master plan to destroy them before actually doing it. This usually results in the plan being foiled and said "evil mastermind" getting their comeuppance.
Multiple James Bond Films.
"Oh great, ol' Goldfinger's got diarrhea of the mouth again and is giving his 'Bad Guy Monologue' before he saws the guy in half with a laser..."
"One of these days that's going to bite him in the ass."
"Oh great, ol' Goldfinger's got diarrhea of the mouth again and is giving his 'Bad Guy Monologue' before he saws the guy in half with a laser..."
"One of these days that's going to bite him in the ass."
Bad Guy Monologue by Will Colfax December 24, 2011
Analogue rectal exam
While your finger is inserted into your ladies anus, you reach around and flip her clitoris about with the corner of a cassette tape.
Descartes: "What did you do last night bro?"
Pascal: "Gave my girlfriend an analogue rectal exam."
Descartes: "Nice. So what did you serve up?"
Pascal: "Black Sabbath of course"
Pascal: "Gave my girlfriend an analogue rectal exam."
Descartes: "Nice. So what did you serve up?"
Pascal: "Black Sabbath of course"
Analogue rectal exam by squeakyfromme February 21, 2015
manalone
I ate my last packet of manalone last night. Tonight it's the cardboard it came in. I'm so wone-wee, so vewy vewy wone-wee ...
manalone by Littlepunk April 7, 2008
Inner monologue high
When you become so zooted (stoned) that you begin talk to yourself in the third person, while often creating imaginary people to have hypothetical conversations with. Essentially, you are having a conversation with multiple people that are within your mind discussing hypothetical situations that are often ridiculous and far-fetching.
Dude1: John, Look at that man cutting the grass! We need to stop him, he's murdering those blades of grass!
Pseudo-Dude2: Holy haberdashery John, you're right! He's a monster! Those poor blades of grass!
Pseudo-Dude3: Think about the baby grass blades! Watching their parents being gruesomely murdered and knowing that one day, they will be murdered too!
Dude1: Holy shit John, you're inner monologue high.
Pseudo-Dude2: Holy haberdashery John, you're right! He's a monster! Those poor blades of grass!
Pseudo-Dude3: Think about the baby grass blades! Watching their parents being gruesomely murdered and knowing that one day, they will be murdered too!
Dude1: Holy shit John, you're inner monologue high.
Inner monologue high by Mr. Expendable November 23, 2009
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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