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lagport

In online video games, to glitchingly disappear and then reappear somewhere else as a result of lag.
"I can't hit him! he keeps lagporting!"
by Zaenos August 10, 2006
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LaPortaism

A set of liberal and progressive beliefs based on tolerance, equality and world peace.
Michael: “I am a firm believer of LaPortaism.”
by negroman February 5, 2020
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leo laporte

From the name of the ubiquitous host of many TechTV computer shows, to "leo laporte" is to give an over-simplified answer to a clueless newbie asking a question that they wouldn't understand the complete answer to anyway.
When my mom asked if her Mac was susceptible to viruses, I gave her a quick "leo laporte" and switched on her firewall.
by SYFer August 9, 2003
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LaPortaism

A set of liberal and progressive beliefs based on tolerance, equality and world peace.
Michael: “I am a firm believer of LaPortaism.”
by negroman February 5, 2020
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LaPortaism

A set of liberal and progressive beliefs based on tolerance, equality and world peace. Based on the teachings of Joseph LaPorta.
Michael: “I am a firm believer of LaPortaism.”
by DontBurnJews February 3, 2022
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LaPorte

The most boring town in Indiana. A place where people want to move away from. A ghost town.
I live in LaPorte and really want to move away
by Amy L McG October 18, 2008
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LaPorta

The word LaPorta is the definition of perfection. The ability to do everything the correct way or even above perfection.
Daniel's cooking makes my body feel things i have never felt befor, its so LaPorta.
by Egla Martinez April 29, 2008
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