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lamesbury 

A word that kids from Amesbury , Massachusetts use instead of Amesbury. They often call their town this.
Kid 1: Hey, wanna hang out?

Kid 2: Sure but there's nothing to do in lamesbury.
lamesbury by ydoyoucare May 8, 2014
Words you can keep

lameburger 

Jeez, last weekend was lameburger.
lameburger by Sups October 18, 2004

Amesbury 

The most epic town in the whole world according to the crew of the uss enterprise, and me.
dude, where are you from?

I am from amesbury dude

dude, you are like sooooo lucky !

Amesbury meat pile 

When you fuck the Vermetes employee on the meat shelve in the back room
employee: did you find every thing okay?
You: Not entirely.
Employee: what is it?
You: somthing in the meat section, but I forget the name of it.
Employee: oh let me help you just follow me.
You: oh I remember! It's called the Amesbury meat pile...
Employee: oh, I understand now... *pulls down pants, gets on top of meat pile*

Amesbury 

person 1: “hey dude, how’s living in amesbury?”
person 2: “fucking shit.”

Landsbury'ed 

It's like getting "served" but somehow always ends with the "Murder She Wrote" theme song.
Wait, you had your job outsourced to a cardboard cutout of a penguin? Dude, you totally got Landsbury'ed.

(someone begins to hum the theme music to Murder She wrote)
Landsbury'ed by Mayor of NS July 2, 2008
A confused kid that can't decide what social cliché they want to fit into so they decide they'll try them all, all at once, with little succes.
A group whore.
Emo kid: What do you on the weekends? I cut myself cause I'm so depressed by my perfect life.
Lansbury kid: I play Rugby in the A's...
Emo kid: You big fag jock.

Corn fed kid: I like Nickelback. What do you listem to?
Lansbury kid: My favourite song is Cute Without the E by Taking Back Sunday.
Corn fed kid: You Emo fag.

Nerd: My life revolves around WOW.
Lansbury kid: Real cool. *sarcasm*
Nerd: WTF? I'll ROFL pone you!
lansbury by footy 123 August 31, 2006
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