Amesbury 

The most epic town in the whole world according to the crew of the uss enterprise, and me.

dude, where are you from?

I am from amesbury dude

dude, you are like sooooo lucky !

Amesbury by themuffinmanisthebest July 13, 2011

Amesbury 

fucking shit

person 1: “hey dude, how’s living in amesbury?”
person 2: “fucking shit.”

Amesbury by slutttttttttttttttttttttttttty December 14, 2019

Amesbury 

A small urban city in Essex county Massachusetts, that has about 20,000 people. For it's size, Amesbury has a large downtown. Due to Amesbury's unproportional amount of apartments and public housing, the city tends to be poorer than other simular cities. The core of Amesbury lacks new or maintained businesses, and as a result, you can find ample of abandoned buildings and trashy/sketchy convenient stores and pizza shops in Amesbury. Along with this, crime also tends to be higher in Amesbury especially with domestic violence, assault, drug possession/dealing, and theft. Amesbury is also home to four halfway houses which hold previous rapists, drug dealers, robbers, murderers and other ex-criminals. Although people who live in Amesbury generally see it as an okay place, outsiders often perceive it to be "white trashy". Along with the ghetto parts of Amesbury (downtown, the mills, macy terrace, whitehall road, market street and oakland industrial park) there are many nice and occasionaly affluent areas such as the areas on the border of Newburyport or Merrimac.

Jim: Hey Max, where are you from?
Max: Amesbury.
Jim: But you have kids! That place is like a ghetto Newburyport! shouldn't you live somewhere nicer?
Max: You know, it's really not that bad.
Jim: That's what they all say.

Max: Have you even been there?!?

Amesbury by ClipperCitySwag April 2, 2013

Amesbury 

The act of doing something disrespectful and unamusing.

"I break records and make closets into bars to entertain myself"
"Dude, that's pathetic...way to Amesbury"

Amesbury by douche bag haters March 22, 2009

Amesbury meat pile 

When you fuck the Vermetes employee on the meat shelve in the back room

employee: did you find every thing okay?
You: Not entirely.
Employee: what is it?
You: somthing in the meat section, but I forget the name of it.
Employee: oh let me help you just follow me.
You: oh I remember! It's called the Amesbury meat pile...
Employee: oh, I understand now... *pulls down pants, gets on top of meat pile*

Amesbury meat pile by Penisboy69 July 19, 2016

Amesbury Middle School 

A moldy middle school in Amesbury, Massachusetts. This school is so poor that the roof leaks on kids and teachers. It’s so bad even the teachers talk shit about this school.

Ben: What school do you go to?

James: I go to Amesbury Middle School

Ben: Oh, I’m sorry

Amesbury Middle School by wataruhibikiwap August 31, 2022

an amesbury 

When a gay male has a girlfriend to hide the fact he hasnt yet come out of the closet.

see 'Beard'

John Pulled an amesbury. we know hes gay, he's j ust hiding the fact.

an amesbury by Anonononononononononon mouse May 18, 2014