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lamesauce 

A description of how incredibly hard something sucks.


There are varying degrees of the amount of lamesauce dumped all over a situation.

For starters, first degree lamesauce is simply, "lamesauce."

Second degree lamesauce includes words such as "covered" or "basted." Keep in mind that second degree lamesauce must always follow this format: past tense verb, the word "in" and then, of course, the word "lamesauce."

Third degree lamesauce normally includes two or three of the aforementioned past tense verbs, and occasionally attaches to the lamesauce a prefix such as "mega-," "super-," or "mondo-." In addition, a numeric adverb may be added such as "twice," "thrice," or "quadruply."

Fourth degree lamesauce basically depends on the creativity of the user. This specific degree is EXTREMELY SEVERE and must only be used when things have gotten so incredibly lame that you must resort to drastic, drastic measures.


And remember, the important thing is not WHAT the lamesauce IS, but how you USE the lamesauce.
1) This is such lamesauce!

2) Dude, this is covered in lamesauce.

3) This is megalamesauce covered and basted thrice over.

4) Alright, you know what. This is covered, basted, drowned, and at the bottom of an entire fucking ocean of lamesauce.
lamesauce by Bridie, duh. March 25, 2005

Lameosaurus Rex 

When someone acts extremely lame. Where someone is really lame and it's sillier than a regular dinosaur on their silliest behaviour, resembling a "T-Rex".
Dude bro, you're so lameosaurus rex... that joke wasn't even funny.
Lameosaurus Rex by JPizza January 19, 2008

Lameasaurus Rex

1. The King of Lame; one who chiefly thrives off the disappointment of others.

2. The anchor to all things enjoyable and happy.
Herbavores are having a party. Great beats provided by DJ Stegasaurs. The tree bark Chef Triceratops made is so tasty. Yo my boy Pteredactyl I haven’t seen you is so long. Dramtically the door swings open and it’s my roommate. He’s brooding with emo overtones. He pulls me aside and asks that the music gets turned down and everyone he doesn’t know should leave because he doesn’t trust them. Also, he can’t stay up late with me because he has to rock climb with his new Omnivore friends. I return to the party. "Who’s that?" they ask me. Oh, that’s just my roommate. He’s Lameasaurus Rex.
Lameasaurus Rex by kazkaz November 9, 2011

Lamesauce 

A person, situation, or activity which is not fun, interesting, or beneficial in any way shape or form. Something that sucks big time.
homework is lamesauce
Lamesauce by Nathan A September 22, 2007

lamasaur 

a lamasaur is the cousin of a rhinosaur as stated LOOK UP RHINOSAUR PISS a LAMASAUR is a combination of a lama and a dinosaur. EVERY DAY HE SEES HIS DREAM. Hes a person that can be all calm like a lama and all of a sudden hes all pissed like a dinosaur
DAMN DOOD DONT BE A LAMASAUR
lamasaur by poopoopeepeekakastein December 18, 2010

Lamesauce 

An attitude that should be simmered with equal parts sux and FML, and tastes like Epic Fail. Usually served as a topping for Reality, with a side of broken dreams.
"Make sure you don't overcook your lamesauce, or it'll turn into a kick in the balls."

"I had the worst day ever... it was total lamesauce!"
Lamesauce by Wyrd Darcnyzz November 17, 2009