lamblast

To severely scold through the use of exploding mutton.

I lamblasted him for the terrible job he did last week. We used what was left to make lunch.

by Christopher Nicholson June 30, 2007

Lablasted

adjective

1. being in a temporary state in which one's physical and mental faculties are impaired by an excess of Labatt Blue; intoxicated.

2. pertaining to or caused by intoxication or intoxicated persons by way of Labatt Blue, nearly exclusively.

He and his friends bought cases of Labatt Blue with designs on getting Lablasted.

"I was so Lablasted that I don't even remember breaking into the neighbor's garage and stealing all of those roller derby medals."

by Tsunami of Swag December 23, 2012

lambast

1. To hurl abuse at someone
2. To strike something or someone
3. To be lambasted - to be very drunk, or to have 1. or 2. done to you.

"Man, I'm lambasted, too much booze!"
" You just got lambasted man!"

by Bassmon P February 11, 2005

lambasted

The art of completly tearing someone or somthing or a group of people of things to pieces...

Man you just got lambasted by that girl

by D-hizzle f-o s-hizzle July 1, 2003

lambastard

A particularly annoying or irritating verbal abuser.

"Boy, that guy on the cable talk show sure is a lambastard."

by PhallusAccusations December 27, 2012

Lambaste

To over aggressively thrust upon a female's vagina.

"Dude, what about her?"

"I would lambaste it but wouldn't date it."

by The Codfather July 13, 2012

Lambast Hazard

a terrible haircut

Hey man, your haircut looks like a Lambast Hazard! Are you five?

by The king shit May 6, 2013