Definitions by PhallusAccusations

lambastard 

A particularly annoying or irritating verbal abuser.

"Boy, that guy on the cable talk show sure is a lambastard."

lambastard by PhallusAccusations December 27, 2012

phallus accusation

When gossipy women demean a man by rumoring he has a small penis.

"Lisa, until I did him I always thought Dan was a small-dicked asshole. I have to admit it was a phallus accusation."

phallus accusation by PhallusAccusations December 22, 2012

dick fuzz 

An inconsequential hanger-on, a social detritis.

"Why is Larry always hanging around; he's such a dick fuzz."

dick fuzz by PhallusAccusations December 22, 2012

Pair Extensions 

An obvious breast augmentation procedure recipient.

"Did you notice Gina in that green sweater? She's clearly has Pair Extensions."

Pair Extensions by PhallusAccusations December 22, 2012

Nut Fro 

The condition of having excessive curly pubic hair on one's scrotum.

"You know Jane, I was sixtynining with Bill the other night and I got a bunch of short curlies stuck in my teeth! He really has a Nut Fro!"

Nut Fro by PhallusAccusations December 19, 2012