5 definitions by PhallusAccusations

phallus accusation

When gossipy women demean a man by rumoring he has a small penis.

"Lisa, until I did him I always thought Dan was a small-dicked asshole. I have to admit it was a phallus accusation."

by PhallusAccusations December 23, 2012

dick fuzz

An inconsequential hanger-on, a social detritis.

"Why is Larry always hanging around; he's such a dick fuzz."

by PhallusAccusations December 23, 2012

Nut Fro

The condition of having excessive curly pubic hair on one's scrotum.

"You know Jane, I was sixtynining with Bill the other night and I got a bunch of short curlies stuck in my teeth! He really has a Nut Fro!"

by PhallusAccusations December 19, 2012

lambastard

A particularly annoying or irritating verbal abuser.

"Boy, that guy on the cable talk show sure is a lambastard."

by PhallusAccusations December 28, 2012

Pair Extensions

An obvious breast augmentation procedure recipient.

"Did you notice Gina in that green sweater? She's clearly has Pair Extensions."

by PhallusAccusations December 23, 2012