Pair Extensions

An obvious breast augmentation procedure recipient.

"Did you notice Gina in that green sweater? She's clearly has Pair Extensions."

by PhallusAccusations December 22, 2012

dick fuzz

An inconsequential hanger-on, a social detritis.

"Why is Larry always hanging around; he's such a dick fuzz."

by PhallusAccusations December 22, 2012

lambastard

A particularly annoying or irritating verbal abuser.

"Boy, that guy on the cable talk show sure is a lambastard."

by PhallusAccusations December 27, 2012

phallus accusation

When gossipy women demean a man by rumoring he has a small penis.

"Lisa, until I did him I always thought Dan was a small-dicked asshole. I have to admit it was a phallus accusation."

by PhallusAccusations December 22, 2012

Nut Fro

The condition of having excessive curly pubic hair on one's scrotum.

"You know Jane, I was sixtynining with Bill the other night and I got a bunch of short curlies stuck in my teeth! He really has a Nut Fro!"

by PhallusAccusations December 19, 2012