Lablasted

adjective

1. being in a temporary state in which one's physical and mental faculties are impaired by an excess of Labatt Blue; intoxicated.

2. pertaining to or caused by intoxication or intoxicated persons by way of Labatt Blue, nearly exclusively.

He and his friends bought cases of Labatt Blue with designs on getting Lablasted.

"I was so Lablasted that I don't even remember breaking into the neighbor's garage and stealing all of those roller derby medals."

by Tsunami of Swag December 23, 2012

lambasted

The art of completly tearing someone or somthing or a group of people of things to pieces...

Man you just got lambasted by that girl

by D-hizzle f-o s-hizzle July 1, 2003

labastida

The most beautiful girl in the world is Charmaine Labastida.

"Hey! Did you see that Charmaine Labastida?! She's so beautiful!"

by Labastida March 27, 2017

lambasted

1. a state of anti-sobriety indicative of astronomical blood alcohol levels.

2. drunk to the point of belligerence and extreme incoherence.

3. an inebriated condition that renders 70 or more percent of the liver useless.

Dude, what are we doing tonight?
Getting lambasted.

by tenthlevelvocabmage March 10, 2005

lambasted

(n) A sheep that has been born out of wedlock.

Herbert was a lambasted.

by xnerp November 29, 2003

Jablasted

Inebriated beyond comprehension, presumably under the influence of alcohol, majriana, and "that sweet tea" and heroin. People afflicted have no hope of renturning to this physical plane.

A quote from someone who is "Jablasted" -"The rapture is coming, December 14th 2022 at 8:14 AM, wake up early, be outside or God cannot take you to heaven."

by CytheCy December 12, 2022

lambasted

To get absolutly trashed or plastered. Getting drunk to the point of no return.

"That's it boys, we're getting lambasted tonight!!!"
"Look at that dude flopping on the ground. He's totally lambasted!"

by zephead March 10, 2005