Lambaste

To over aggressively thrust upon a female's vagina.

"Dude, what about her?"

"I would lambaste it but wouldn't date it."

by The Codfather July 13, 2012

lambaste

1. to strike someone or something hard

2. to detest, to disparage strongly

I am going to lambaste that fucker.

by The Return of Light Joker January 12, 2008

lambast

1. To hurl abuse at someone
2. To strike something or someone
3. To be lambasted - to be very drunk, or to have 1. or 2. done to you.

"Man, I'm lambasted, too much booze!"
" You just got lambasted man!"

by Bassmon P February 11, 2005

lambasted

The art of completly tearing someone or somthing or a group of people of things to pieces...

Man you just got lambasted by that girl

by D-hizzle f-o s-hizzle July 1, 2003

lambastard

A particularly annoying or irritating verbal abuser.

"Boy, that guy on the cable talk show sure is a lambastard."

by PhallusAccusations December 27, 2012

Lambast Hazard

a terrible haircut

Hey man, your haircut looks like a Lambast Hazard! Are you five?

by The king shit May 6, 2013

lambasted

1. a state of anti-sobriety indicative of astronomical blood alcohol levels.

2. drunk to the point of belligerence and extreme incoherence.

3. an inebriated condition that renders 70 or more percent of the liver useless.

Dude, what are we doing tonight?
Getting lambasted.

by tenthlevelvocabmage March 10, 2005