laidsy
You're too lazy to have sex. You might be up for just laying there, but can't be bothered with fancy swirls and twirls or effort of any kind.
laidsy by EleanorMinx September 22, 2013
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ladsy
Epitomised in the early 21st century, the state of being, derived from LAD. In australia nameley, Perth private boys schools. Ladsy Qualities personofied and loyaly upheld by the noble lad chapter of Scotch College, Perth Australia:
Indisciminate Beer Buying for your fellow brethren
Constant Use of Ladsy Vocabulary,
nameley: "Traaauuuu" "Dardi" "Devvo" "Maggot" And perhaps most prolifically used, cries of "LADSYYYY".
Various ladsy activites include: Getting "Maggot" Being Ladsy, Spoting "Dardi ladies" Funeling fullstrength Lagers Only Consuming Aussie, Sub-$30 Brews.
Indisciminate Beer Buying for your fellow brethren
Constant Use of Ladsy Vocabulary,
nameley: "Traaauuuu" "Dardi" "Devvo" "Maggot" And perhaps most prolifically used, cries of "LADSYYYY".
Various ladsy activites include: Getting "Maggot" Being Ladsy, Spoting "Dardi ladies" Funeling fullstrength Lagers Only Consuming Aussie, Sub-$30 Brews.
"Oi, Macca, Your like, fucken ladsy ayyy"
"Trauuuuuu"
"Oi, that dardi chicks party was fucken LADSYYY"
"yeah i funnelled like 30 coldies, i was fuken MAGGOT"
"Yeah but my hangover mad me devvo ayyyy"
"Trauuuu"
"Trauuuuuu"
"Oi, that dardi chicks party was fucken LADSYYY"
"yeah i funnelled like 30 coldies, i was fuken MAGGOT"
"Yeah but my hangover mad me devvo ayyyy"
"Trauuuu"
ladsy by sam and macca August 10, 2006
Ladsy
Originating from the Western Australian private boys school Scotch College, ladsy is a state of being of a certain man or boy. Activities participated in by lads include:
- Necking brews, tinneys, bevs, b33rz etc.
- Slaying pussy,tang, poon, vag etc.
- Courting fine martos, dardies, birds etc.
- Being a generally top bloke
The lads of Scotch College are known to have exceptionally large penis's and big rigs. These lads have been known to court women from other fine institutions such as PLC, MLC, St Hidas, and for a quick root, Shenton College.
Ladsy characters commonly use a wide range of vocabulary to name and describe many things such as alcoholic beverages, sex and fine young women. This vocabulary includes: Ladsy, lordsy, dardy, mort, mot, martin, terry, bevs, birds, tang, toweling, tanning, poontang, tinneys, roots, maggot etc. mixed in with a lot of swearing and all round ladsiness.
- Necking brews, tinneys, bevs, b33rz etc.
- Slaying pussy,tang, poon, vag etc.
- Courting fine martos, dardies, birds etc.
- Being a generally top bloke
The lads of Scotch College are known to have exceptionally large penis's and big rigs. These lads have been known to court women from other fine institutions such as PLC, MLC, St Hidas, and for a quick root, Shenton College.
Ladsy characters commonly use a wide range of vocabulary to name and describe many things such as alcoholic beverages, sex and fine young women. This vocabulary includes: Ladsy, lordsy, dardy, mort, mot, martin, terry, bevs, birds, tang, toweling, tanning, poontang, tinneys, roots, maggot etc. mixed in with a lot of swearing and all round ladsiness.
- Lad 1: Fuck mort, tanned the tightest tang last night
- Lad 2: Fuck that buddy, that bird was fuckin' dardy
- PLC Bird 1: Is that a Scotch lad?
- PLC Bird 2: Holy shit hold my clothes!
- CCGS Bloke: Fucken oath, I wish I was as ladsy as those Scotchies.
- Lad 2: Fuck that buddy, that bird was fuckin' dardy
- PLC Bird 1: Is that a Scotch lad?
- PLC Bird 2: Holy shit hold my clothes!
- CCGS Bloke: Fucken oath, I wish I was as ladsy as those Scotchies.
Ladsy by just some lad July 25, 2011
The laids
Having, or have had, sexual intercourse with another.
The laids by Nex (level:1001) May 28, 2016
Jack of laids
A person free of any sexual orientation.
Someone who satisfied with whatever he/she finds if they reach down anybodies pants.
Someone who satisfied with whatever he/she finds if they reach down anybodies pants.
Lady: I wanna tell you something.
Jack: What is it babe?
Lady: (deep voice) I have a penis.
Jack: Don't worry about it babe I'm a Jack of laids.
Man: Oh babe I can't believe you gonna let me have a threesome with your best friend!
Jackie: I know its gonna be soo hot I can't wait to watch you f**k Lisa's boyfriend.
Man: Wait what?! I'm not gay!
Jackie: Neither am I, I am a Jack of laids.
Man: Ok might as well give it a try.
Jack: What is it babe?
Lady: (deep voice) I have a penis.
Jack: Don't worry about it babe I'm a Jack of laids.
Man: Oh babe I can't believe you gonna let me have a threesome with your best friend!
Jackie: I know its gonna be soo hot I can't wait to watch you f**k Lisa's boyfriend.
Man: Wait what?! I'm not gay!
Jackie: Neither am I, I am a Jack of laids.
Man: Ok might as well give it a try.
Jack of laids by MixedSexualArtist October 1, 2012
Laidy
Boris: How do you like that pornstar Tori Black?
Orville: Oh, I'd like to put it in her keister!
Boris: She's quite the laidy!
Orville: Oh, I'd like to put it in her keister!
Boris: She's quite the laidy!
Laidy by YapmelkXela October 18, 2009
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