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Laid

1. To of had sex, with anyone, him/her self, or anything else.
2. To have laid on the couch.
3. I don't know any other way's for LAID.
Refer To Top For Number Listings.
1. Carl:"Man I just got laid by the hot chick over there Joe...Yep she was good"
Joe: "Hey Carl, that's a guy..."

2. Stephany:"Why haven't you answered my calls?!"
Joe:"Because I found out you're a guy, and I laid on the couch and suddenly passed out..."

3. Random Person:"Any thing else I could use the word laid for?"
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Laid

To have sexual intercourses, in other words, having sex fucking the shit out of someone.
That bitch was the bomb, i cant to get with her and get laid again!!!
by JuN10r July 4, 2006
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Laid

To have a sexual moment usually with a girl or women of sexual attraction.
He got laid with the girl he met

The girl was on me last night I almost got laid
by Dogmanyoyo January 14, 2019
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Laid

1. A physical way to relieve stress

2. A way to relieve stress

3. To have sex
4. Past tense of lay
1. I need to get laid
2. I laid down an egg
3. My friend got laid last night
by #LOVEqueen December 6, 2016
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Laid

What you say around your grandparents/ parents instead of sex
by Horseheads.com April 28, 2017
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Laid

The only way you will get laid,
Is if you crawl up a chickens ass and wait.
My mum got laid by me she’s pregnant now and I should not do that to my auntie because she is

Clostrophobiac
by Lqoqllakamnan October 23, 2018
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laid

i laid my chick like there was no tommorow.
by 5zigen June 18, 2003
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