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1. A disease that effects your legs making them tiny, skinny, sickly looking usually caused by working out your upper body all the time.

2. Legs + Aids
If that guy continues to only work out his upper body, he's going to develop laids and end up in a wheelchair.
Laids by loz27 December 26, 2011
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A floozy, the lady of the night, Girl, Woman.
The one thing I'd give up booze for, Laids.
Laids by -BeUrbs November 26, 2018
it is an upgraded version of Aids. It originated in 2008-2009 but an accurate date is not available. Laids can spread with just a wipe to the body or clothing, it can be fatal or could just make u turn into a massive shit, either way you're fucked
Jeff: (wipes hand on face) you got laids
John: thanks now im going to die
Jeff: or turn into a shit
John: does it matter either way im fucked!
Jeff: lol
Laids by Tony Blueberry January 24, 2011
Lady-aids or lesbian-aids.

Nobody really knows.
"AYYY, you got LAIDS!"
"Nah, mate i'm not lesbian!"
"But you are a Lady!"
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!"
LAIDS by Primake September 24, 2018

The laids 

Having, or have had, sexual intercourse with another.
Guy: Hey, would you like to go back to my place and have the laids?
Girl: I have a boyfriend.
The laids by Nex (level:1001) May 28, 2016

Jack of laids 

A person free of any sexual orientation.
Someone who satisfied with whatever he/she finds if they reach down anybodies pants.
Lady: I wanna tell you something.
Jack: What is it babe?
Lady: (deep voice) I have a penis.
Jack: Don't worry about it babe I'm a Jack of laids.

Man: Oh babe I can't believe you gonna let me have a threesome with your best friend!
Jackie: I know its gonna be soo hot I can't wait to watch you f**k Lisa's boyfriend.
Man: Wait what?! I'm not gay!
Jackie: Neither am I, I am a Jack of laids.
Man: Ok might as well give it a try.
Jack of laids by MixedSexualArtist October 1, 2012
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