Laidsh

When a rash appears on your legs causing irritation and itchyness after a sexual experience(s) which can only be put down to aids, for lack of knowledge on sti's

Freddy - "WHY IS THERE A RED SPOTTY RASH ALL OVER MY LEGS?"

George - "Who have you been sleeping with?"

Freddy - "Elton. I doubt its an std! they dont cause leg rash!"

George - "Yeah they do, you have laidsh!"

by Binoggles July 6, 2010

Laisha

Laisha is a name for a very beautiful girl. She is loyal and can be jealous but she will love you no matter what. She will catch feelings very fast and lose them quick too, if you play her or cheat watch out because you will get revenge. She hates fake people that will stab you in the back but after all she is a beautiful sweet loving person if you treat her right

Are you dating laisha Is she laisha because she is beautiful

by zedlavannavoigaicrag April 14, 2018

laisha

Laisha is a name for a very sweet girl athletic and loving. Fall in love esaly loses feelings fast but never forgets you.Laisha is very sensitive but she will do crazy stuff if you offende her.

Yooooo are you datin laisha

Yeah why

No us because she us awesome

by bumbbaclott May 4, 2014

Flying Landshark

Similar to the Landshark, but with an airborn approach. (sufficient safety gear and adult supervision required) A woman stands pressed against a wall a few feet away from a bed with her loose (or soon to be loose) ass jutting out in a splendor of erotic courage. Next a man strategically positioned at least 5 feet from the opposite side of the bed takes off at full sprint, leaps into the air using the bed as a trampoline, puts his hands over his head as if he were a shark, and nails his woman so hard in the ass she either shits, dies or screams so loud that the neighbors think its the fourth of July.

"And heres the instant replay of Kock Inyu nailing the Flying Landshark on Cok Inmi, All three judges agree, 10 points for the flying asian sensations!!!!"

by J Bornberg December 22, 2004

Laisha

If you know a Laisha KEEEEP HERRRR. She is insanley trustworthy and a great friend overall. She is SO PRETTY EVEN IF SHE DENYS IT. She might doubt herself a lot but let her know that she’s AMAZING. Laisha can loose feelings really fast but remind her that not everyone is the same. She is also the baddest bitch you will know. Just trust me, keep Laisha as your friend.

Person #1: Hey! Do you know Laisha?

Person#2: Yeah! She’s a great friend.

by abbeyyyy February 27, 2020

The landshark

The woman braces herself facing a wall, naked, hands against the wall, legs spread, bent over so that her ass is lusciously jutting out. (hint: She might want to wear a biking helmet and some rollerblading wrist guards to avoid serious injury.) Next, the guy also naked as well as stiff cocked, walks to the opposite end of the room, places his palms together and raises them above his head, (thus imitating the dorsal fin of a shark) and begins chanting the theme to Jaws. When given some predetermined signal, the guy sprints toward the girl at full speed with his pelvis-out, fin protruding, and rams her dead square in the ass.”

My favorite part of The Landshark is hearing the iconic theme composed by John Williams. Sometimes, I like to have the other person start a few rooms away so I can hear the entire thing before engaging in mutually satisfying sexual congress followed by waffles.

by Yolo master swag October 16, 2017

Laisha

Someone you couldn't even begin to describe with just words. So full of light, warm to the touch, ethereal... She will love you for eternity, in every possible life.

Im in love with Laisha.

by lightswan November 23, 2021