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A response for when a guy is being normal and friendly
Matt: "Hey, how's it going"
Jess: "Uhm excuse me, I have a boyfriend"
by roombaboomba September 16, 2019
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One who has a mania for music.
I am a melomaniac.
by Larstait November 14, 2003
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Preppish for "I don't want to go out with you because you suck."
meanwhile she fucks 5 different guys on the same night. What a lame ass excuse!
by bojzzle September 01, 2004
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1. A phrase girls use to reject guys they don't like

2. Another way of saying, "Fuck off bitch, I don't like you."
Guy: Hey wanna hangout sometime?
Girl: No. I have a boyfriend.
Guy: Ok but can we still be friends?
Girl: I don't like you. Go away please.
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by Tbc77 December 28, 2019
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women who think everyone likes her and has a boyfriend
jake: pstt what the question for number 6
jess: i have a boyfriend dont talk to me
jake: I DONT CARE WHAT THE ANSWER
jess: i have a boyfriend
jake: BITCH I DONT CARE YOU LOOK LIKE IF TRUMP AND MORGZ HAD A BABY AND TRIED TO HAVE SEX WITH MORGZ MAKING YOU
jess: Oh My God Im telliNg my boyfriend
jake: yeah ok
*later*
jess: that him he told me i looked ugly
kim: domt worry sweet baby i got this
kim: hey you dumbass you be talking about my girl
jack: huh?
kim: she mine
jack: ok you can have her shortie

kim: STOP THAT IT WE WILL FIGHT TO GET HER
jack: *kicks*
kim: WAAAAA YOU DIDNT HAVE TO HIT SO HARD WAAAAA
jack: you wanted a fight
jess: hello new boyfr-
jack: *slaps* no
kim: can we go back together please
jess: I have a boyfriend.
by mike afton162-a January 29, 2021
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Girls who renege on interracial romance at the last minute because her friends have threatened to ostracize her from the herd.
Bai Lin: I have a boyfriend.

Maurice: Who is your Cunt Nazi?
by major_delmac February 28, 2005
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