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wife or girlfriend of someone who is locked up
his lagwag has cheated on him again
lagwag by Cranksi November 12, 2023
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Lagwagon 

A Punk Rock band from Goleta, CA formed in the early 90's. The first band signed to the infamous Fat Wreck Chords (aside from NOFX, of course). Since their inception, Lagwagon have released 7 full lengths, 4 Splits/EP's, a Live Album, and a record full of B-sides. The Laggers are currently working on an 8th full length to be released in '08. Should be bitchin'. Anyways, Lagwagon are credited for breakneck drumbeats, dual guitar riffs, and Joey Cape's signature vocals and lyrics. Their overall sound is sorta NOFXish, some would say, but that doesn't really justify it. Joey Cape (lead vox) credits Jawbreaker as a key influence on his songwriting, and it shows, Joey's lyrics deal mostly with his own personal politics, memories, and relationships, often with humor, though Lagwagon's trademark silliness is much less prominent in their more recent work.

Lagwagon show no signs of leaving Fat Wreck Chords, or breaking up, they have forged thorough a small hiatus, relentless touring schedule, and the death of former drummer, Derrick Plourde, RIP.
"I love Lagwagon, just can't get enough of that Joey Cape and his fellow laggers. Lagwagon Straight-up define what real Pop-Punk should sound like...goddamn I miss the 90's!"

"Duh! is my favorite record by them by far, it's funny, fast, angry, and classic! Just awesome."
Lagwagon by Passsick November 25, 2007
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Laggage Baggage 

A player of an MMORPG/Online game whose sub-standard system causes a ripple effect of lagging for other players
"Yo man that guy must be playing on an IBM from 1999! Pure laggage baggage!"
Laggage Baggage by Scodez June 21, 2009
Slow and or pausings in performance,loading,gameplay or image display in any video game,image or even music sounds.
My game has major laggage, it is taking me forever to get through the firt mission
laggage by blue77 April 25, 2009

Lagwagon 

A punk rock band from Southern Califronia that maintains a strong melody and intellectual lyrics while still having a fat, fast, rock and roll sound. Kinda like the bastard son of NOFX and early Green Day, with the solid writing of Joey Cape.Formed in 1990 they have 7 albums on Fat Records, including the first ever release, Duh, in 1992.
Lagwagon is one of the last great underground punk bands, before everything went to shit after the 90's.
Lagwagon by Steve-o May 6, 2005
A shorter, cooler version of saying Lady GaGa.
"Omg, I love LaGaga!"
"It's all about LaGaga!"
"Zayum, LaGaga is FIERCE!"
LaGaga by BritRick08 April 17, 2009
a person who fucks with you gaming experince by having the most shit internet speed
undead hybusa- whos the lagfag lagging out the game

lagwagon- my internet is just runnig a bit slow at the moment

undead hybusa- FUCK YOU. with the amount of lag going on i think your on fucking dail up

lagwagon-*crys*
lagfag by undead hybusa January 8, 2008
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