firt

Indefinite insult, often used in horrible rap battles on YouTube and Ebaum's to describe someone who is cartoonish, or has cartoon-like qualities. It is unknown whether or not it will offend the person it is said to.

You have a bull on your shirt... you look like a firt... from a cartoon. A coon, and it ruins like prunes... you live with racoons! Animal boom? You live in Kalamazoo.. you foo!

by Joe Pesci September 13, 2007

firt

What a gay person calls a person they secretly have sex with.

"You are such a firt"

by Bobby1232123 February 5, 2008

firt

buttassdarn it! Used more as an explitive.

Oh firt!

I kicked him right in the firt!

by D. P. H. July 29, 2006

firt

Unit of measure dealing with moles of cucumbers

I'd like to buy 3 firts, please.

by anonymous July 15, 2004

Firt

Farting during the act of flirting.

"Dude, this chick totally firted with me the other day."

by fucking rory. September 5, 2011

Firts

Perversion/misspelling of "First".

When a new YouTube video from a popular uploader gets online and no comment has been left, people generally try to be first in commenting.

Similar to taking a girls virginity, being first to comment on a video seems to be quite thrilling to most.

Since the thrill is very high, concerned people type so quickly that they misspell "First", resulting in "Firts" or "Frist".

The end result is usually in lower case letters.

Firts!

by If you read this, you are... April 13, 2012

Firt

internal fart. bubbling guts

when one has to fart but can not due to their surroundings. So one sucks it back into their stomach.
The rumbling in your stomach is not because your hungry,you're firtin.

by crazy132 August 25, 2006