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Lag during IRC chat creates laggage
When the screen scrolls up and their is suddelly ten lines of chat you have experienced laggage
Laggage by Vampyre September 25, 2004
When playing a video game (usually online) a player will occassionally experience "lag" or "laggage". This is when there are so many operations being calculated on the systems at once, that the screens move slowly and blocky. When someone is experiencing laggage, the enemy takes advantage of this and pwndizzles that laggageur.
Guy: I'M GONNA KILL YOU! GAH! SCREEN'S BLOCKY!
Other Guy: *shoots Guy* Sir, may I carry your laggage?
laggage by Undugrownd December 13, 2008
Luggage that arrives at the destination after you do.
Yeah I hate laggage
Laggage by ImpressionMan July 30, 2010

Laggage Baggage 

A player of an MMORPG/Online game whose sub-standard system causes a ripple effect of lagging for other players
"Yo man that guy must be playing on an IBM from 1999! Pure laggage baggage!"
Laggage Baggage by Scodez June 21, 2009

Snow Luggage 

When someone doesn't clear the snow from the roof of their car and proceeds to drive around with it, looking like the rooftop luggage of the old days.

Coined by Chicago Bears legend Tom Waddle #87
Steve: It's not snowing anymore, where is all this coming from?
Tom: It's that douchebag in front of us with the Snow Luggage.
Snow Luggage by Beardown69 January 15, 2015

Luggage Tits

Tits so big you have to check them at baggage .
Did you see Emily’s luggage tits? Is she going out of town?
Luggage Tits by Disrespectful Dave February 24, 2021
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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