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lactophile

A lactophile is a person or animal who is sexually obsessed with milk or dairy products.
Mary is a lactophile, she frequently masturbates with milk all over her body.
lactophile by netsendjoe November 13, 2003
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lactophiliac 

One who desires lactating breasts, often as a sexual fetishism. A true, genuine lactophiliac would consider their desire to nurse one of their basic human needs. Such strong desires are often the leading force in the ANR community- one focused around Adult Nursing Relationships or Adult Breast Feeding. Their are also women who have a strong desire to feed or lactate for another person. Some of these relationships are more focused on nurture and abstain from other sexual aspects in the relationship completely.
Lactophiliacs can be found in the adult breast feeding community.
lactophiliac by lactophiliac August 9, 2010

labophile 

A person who gets sexual satisfaction from writing up lab reports. They are typically found in their rooms typing the report with one hand and jacking off with the other. Most of them are proficient one-handed typists.

There is often a manic compulsion to do lab reports, even when alternative activities include free food, free bowling, free movies, free booze, and sex.
Sean, what are you doing? We got vodka and naked chicks in our room!
Sorry guys, but this lab report isn't going to DO itself! Giggity.
Fuck you Sean, perverted labophile.
labophile by teh maleman December 26, 2008

lactophobe 

a person or living creature that is afraid of milk or other dairy products, despite not being lactose intolerant.
Martha is a lactophobe, she isnt lactose intolerant, yet she cooses to stay away from milk.
lactophobe by netsendjoe December 6, 2003

lawnophile

Someone who exhibits an extreme attraction to the following: grass, shrubs, dirt, or any other form of wildlife in their back (or front) yard. Typically this affection is in a romantic or sexual sensation.
Kayleigh is a lawnophile
lawnophile by sophocles April 24, 2008

lactophilia

The sexual attraction to milk, usually when being ingested.
Guy: Watching you drink that chocolate milk gave me a hard-on.

Girl: Oh GOD, you have lactophilia!
lactophilia by Brianna_Ashlee December 9, 2009

cactophile 

someone who enjoys having relations with cacti!
did you see that guy's colonoscophy? hes definately a cactophile
cactophile by Cravin Morhedd April 8, 2008
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