lawnophile

Someone who exhibits an extreme attraction to the following: grass, shrubs, dirt, or any other form of wildlife in their back (or front) yard. Typically this affection is in a romantic or sexual sensation.

Kayleigh is a lawnophile

by sophocles April 24, 2008

labophile

A person who gets sexual satisfaction from writing up lab reports. They are typically found in their rooms typing the report with one hand and jacking off with the other. Most of them are proficient one-handed typists.

There is often a manic compulsion to do lab reports, even when alternative activities include free food, free bowling, free movies, free booze, and sex.

Sean, what are you doing? We got vodka and naked chicks in our room!
Sorry guys, but this lab report isn't going to DO itself! Giggity.
Fuck you Sean, perverted labophile.

by teh maleman December 26, 2008

Latinophile

A person, not of Latin heritage, who is obsessed with Latinos and their culture.

Beck is such a Latinophile.

by spookeegurl April 29, 2006

lactophile

A lactophile is a person or animal who is sexually obsessed with milk or dairy products.

Mary is a lactophile, she frequently masturbates with milk all over her body.

by netsendjoe November 13, 2003

lawliphile

One who laughs while looking at underage hentai.

Omg SniPr WhoRE LOLZ LAwLIpHIlE@!1onE

by Spraypainsos May 2, 2006

Lawnophobe

1. A person who thinks their lawn is terrible but in reality their grass is barely an inch tall
2. A person who won't stop mowing

1. I think my neighbor is a lawnophobe
2. That guy won't stop mowing

by SlayerRocker82 July 12, 2016

lagophile

a person who likes or loves hares

Sheila is a lagophile: she collects anything with a hare on it.

by Duine Ar Bith October 21, 2017