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Factophobe 

A person that rejects verifiable facts when they conflict with his/her opinions, preconceived notions, or general world view. Also: factophobic - adj.
He won't ever change his view; he's such a factophobe that you can show him a notarized copy of his OWN birth certificate and he wouldn't believe it.
Factophobe by thoof January 25, 2011

lactophile

A lactophile is a person or animal who is sexually obsessed with milk or dairy products.
Mary is a lactophile, she frequently masturbates with milk all over her body.
lactophile by netsendjoe November 13, 2003

factophobe 

Despite overwhelming evidence the factophobe could not see the truth.
factophobe by NalaWinnie November 15, 2020

Lawnophobe 

1. A person who thinks their lawn is terrible but in reality their grass is barely an inch tall
2. A person who won't stop mowing
1. I think my neighbor is a lawnophobe
2. That guy won't stop mowing
Lawnophobe by SlayerRocker82 July 12, 2016

Lactophogus 

A small extra stomach that exists in all genders except the cis-male. It is located between the spleen and the appendix. It’s purpose is to allow the individual to order and consume desert when already stating, and believing, they were full.
Dad: “What do you mean you want the ice cream flight? You just said we ordered too much food.”
Daughter: “I told you before, I have an extra stomach made only for desert.”
Waitress: “That’s correct, it’s called a Lactophogus. I and all my daughters have one.”
Lactophogus by KSLeo December 12, 2023

Lactophoriaictus

Getting jacked off by a girl while suckling on her titty and being held. In a shorter form as a nickname of the term you could use Lactus.
Lactus (or Lactophoriaictus) is one of my favorite hobbies.
Lactophoriaictus by johngrank August 10, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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