lactophobe

a person or living creature that is afraid of milk or other dairy products, despite not being lactose intolerant.

Martha is a lactophobe, she isnt lactose intolerant, yet she cooses to stay away from milk.

by netsendjoe December 6, 2003

Factophobe

A person that rejects verifiable facts when they conflict with his/her opinions, preconceived notions, or general world view. Also: factophobic - adj.

He won't ever change his view; he's such a factophobe that you can show him a notarized copy of his OWN birth certificate and he wouldn't believe it.

by thoof January 25, 2011

lactophile

A lactophile is a person or animal who is sexually obsessed with milk or dairy products.

Mary is a lactophile, she frequently masturbates with milk all over her body.

by netsendjoe November 13, 2003

factophobe

Someone who is afraid of facts.

Despite overwhelming evidence the factophobe could not see the truth.

by NalaWinnie November 15, 2020

Lawnophobe

1. A person who thinks their lawn is terrible but in reality their grass is barely an inch tall
2. A person who won't stop mowing

1. I think my neighbor is a lawnophobe
2. That guy won't stop mowing

by SlayerRocker82 July 12, 2016

Lactophogus

A small extra stomach that exists in all genders except the cis-male. It is located between the spleen and the appendix. It’s purpose is to allow the individual to order and consume desert when already stating, and believing, they were full.

Dad: “What do you mean you want the ice cream flight? You just said we ordered too much food.”
Daughter: “I told you before, I have an extra stomach made only for desert.”
Waitress: “That’s correct, it’s called a Lactophogus. I and all my daughters have one.”

by KSLeo December 12, 2023

Lactophoriaictus

Getting jacked off by a girl while suckling on her titty and being held. In a shorter form as a nickname of the term you could use Lactus.

Lactus (or Lactophoriaictus) is one of my favorite hobbies.

by johngrank August 10, 2024