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Lazej by lazej February 17, 2023
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IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER 

Part of the "IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER" meme originating from 4chan's /b/ imageboard. The original picture is an image of Imperfect Cell level 2 from the anime Dragon Ball Z, with his face blacked out, giant open mouth and red lips, and cockeyed... erm, eyes done poorly in MSPAINT with the caption "IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER", "IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER" or "SHOOP DA WHOOP". This version of the character is known as Nigra Cell. Other images under this meme involve the blacking out of the face and addition of Nigra Cell's mouth and eyes, with a much greater potential variety of captions. Picture modified in this way are often referred to as having been "shooped." This is a play on the phrase "shopped," which refers to using the program Photoshop to edit a picture.
I's just a what, bitch? Imma chargin mah lazer. Imma firin mah lazer. Shoop da whoop!

The above phrase should be in all caps, in following with the meme.

A man wearing a suit: "IMMA WEARIN MAH BLAZER"

A Motorola Razr plugged in: "IMMA CHARGIN MAH RAZR"

laager mentality 

The idea that since every man (and his gun) is needed for the common defense of the group, any one man's behavior, short of murder, must be tolerated, even including mild insanity and such serious crimes as rape. (From the Afrikaans voortrekker word 'laager' - a circle of wagons forming a defensive perimeter, as when the days journey was done and the group settled in for the night)
When the cop shot the unarmed perp his buddies closed in with their laager mentality and made a thorough investigation of the facts impossible, intentionally misplacing evidence and confusing investigators.
laager mentality by paulpaxman October 31, 2010

lazerbanger 

Someone, generally a male who has an orgasm relatively quickly when having sex.
I had sex with this guy last night, and he was a total lazerbanger, he lasted 2 minutes.
lazerbanger by señor snickles November 4, 2010
the creator of go-gaia, and the man who stole all my desire to have a social life from me.
Party? Uh... no thanks, Lanzer's releasing the donation letters tonight...
Lanzer by Laurelie March 9, 2004
Italian family name that can be freely translated as "those with a great future ahead and a proud past behind". The Lazzeri normally stands in a crowd as a beacon, an icon and a role model.
Someday i´ll be as great as a Lazzeri

"My sister got herself a Lazzeri!
OMG are there still Lazzeris available! Lucky girl!"
Lazzeri by I wish it was me February 7, 2010