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Lazej
lazej
IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER
Part of the "IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER" meme originating from 4chan's /b/ imageboard. The original picture is an image of Imperfect Cell level 2 from the anime Dragon Ball Z, with his face blacked out, giant open mouth and red lips, and cockeyed... erm, eyes done poorly in MSPAINT with the caption "IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER", "IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER" or "SHOOP DA WHOOP". This version of the character is known as Nigra Cell. Other images under this meme involve the blacking out of the face and addition of Nigra Cell's mouth and eyes, with a much greater potential variety of captions. Picture modified in this way are often referred to as having been "shooped." This is a play on the phrase "shopped," which refers to using the program Photoshop to edit a picture.
I's just a what, bitch? Imma chargin mah lazer. Imma firin mah lazer. Shoop da whoop!
The above phrase should be in all caps, in following with the meme.
A man wearing a suit: "IMMA WEARIN MAH BLAZER"
A Motorola Razr plugged in: "IMMA CHARGIN MAH RAZR"
The above phrase should be in all caps, in following with the meme.
A man wearing a suit: "IMMA WEARIN MAH BLAZER"
A Motorola Razr plugged in: "IMMA CHARGIN MAH RAZR"
IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER by MachineCode May 10, 2007
laager mentality
The idea that since every man (and his gun) is needed for the common defense of the group, any one man's behavior, short of murder, must be tolerated, even including mild insanity and such serious crimes as rape. (From the Afrikaans voortrekker word 'laager' - a circle of wagons forming a defensive perimeter, as when the days journey was done and the group settled in for the night)
When the cop shot the unarmed perp his buddies closed in with their laager mentality and made a thorough investigation of the facts impossible, intentionally misplacing evidence and confusing investigators.
laager mentality by paulpaxman October 31, 2010
lazerbanger
lazerbanger by señor snickles November 4, 2010
Lanzer
Lazzeri
Italian family name that can be freely translated as "those with a great future ahead and a proud past behind". The Lazzeri normally stands in a crowd as a beacon, an icon and a role model.
Someday i´ll be as great as a Lazzeri
"My sister got herself a Lazzeri!
OMG are there still Lazzeris available! Lucky girl!"
"My sister got herself a Lazzeri!
OMG are there still Lazzeris available! Lucky girl!"
Lazzeri by I wish it was me February 7, 2010
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad
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