lazered

Basically meaning EXTREMELY fucked up, from being drunk or high, or in some cases, both. Contrary to popular belief, it is NOT a mixture of hammered and blazed. It's just simply lazered.

Dude, I wanna get lazered tonight!

Jones smoked 10 bowls and drank some 8-LAKs and got so fucking lazered!

by Kabran December 15, 2007

lazer

Something that is to be charged, and then fired.

Imma chargin' mah lazer!
Imma firin' mah lazer!
SHOOP DA WHOOP!

by loooooooooooooooooooongcat February 25, 2008

Lazered

The act of playing laser tag with a group of friends after dropping acid.

Only losers get slizzered, all the cool kids these days go get lazered

by Bnerdlatin January 16, 2011

[lazer]

adj. Pronounced: lah-A-zer

A word that can stand alone to describe anything that is exciting, interesting, or pleasurable. A synonym for "cool." A fresh phrase to replace the common "tight" or "sweet" or "clutch."

Bro 1: "We totally killed at beer pong last night."
Bro 2: "Lazer."

by Mia Stier January 22, 2009

lazer lazer

(LAZER BEAM)
(YEET)
(FUCKING INSAIN)

(YEET)
(LAZER LAZER)

by wyattgreen_123 April 12, 2021

lazers

mushrooms containing psilocybin

when i strap on the blue cardigan we can be neighbors, and do lazers!

by alogz February 6, 2007

Lazers

Improved version of regular lasers.

Dude 1: IMA FIRIN MA LAZERS!!!!!
Dude1:BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by That Hobo that isn't a hobo April 25, 2011