Kwanch

A mix of piss and jizz. After youve been doin smin with someone and then you take a piss this opaque yellowish mix comes out called Kwanch. Can also be used as an insult...

- Dude i was soo turned on this morning that when i went to piss i kwanched!

OR

- Euh your such a Kwanch!

by 5quidman August 3, 2010

kwanch

Mix of jizz and piss

Dude, i fucked a chick then i pissed but i kwanched all over the toilet!!

by Gheyman August 3, 2010

kwach

Noun. The word is used to define a person whose actions appear erratic and seemingly random, and show complete disregard to prior arrangements, commitments or social norms. A kwach's behaviour befuddles everyone he comes across. The only predictable thing about a kwach, is that he will act like a kwach.

Guy 1: Hey man, are you going to that big concert tonight?
Kwach: No
Guy 1: But you asked me to book you a ticket, and you offered me a lift.
Kwach: Ag sorry, I've have to bath my dog, and then I'm going to ride my bike.

by Arry Redknapp October 14, 2013

Wesley the kancho demon

a red faced demon who fades into the darkness after putting four fingers in your anus then taking a whiff,he then runs spread legged into the darkness laughing maniacly

sleep tight keep em tight and dont let wesley the kancho demon get a bite

by Wesley the kancho demon October 10, 2019

Kwanchanumas

An alternative to the politically correct season greeting of "Happy Holidays" A blending of Kwanzaa, Chanukah and Christmas into an absurdity.

Merry Kwanchanumas! I hope you enjoy whatever holiday it is you celebrate.

by Michael Cantkier December 8, 2005

Kanchow

a fun japanese physical game, using two hands flat together, pointing them at a vulnerable others bumhole before shoving them up into their ringer.

Holy crap! Rowley just did the best kanchow on me! I think I may have a to get my bowel reconstructed.

by bojays March 18, 2018

kanchan

An amazing family member who can strike past anything in its way. The best sister and daughter anyone could ask for.

Dad: Can you go buy medicine for me please?
Kanchan: Sure, love you dad!!

by Pokemon123s November 20, 2016