Noun. The word is used to define a person whose actions appear erratic and seemingly random, and show complete disregard to prior arrangements, commitments or social norms. A kwach's behaviour befuddles everyone he comes across. The only predictable thing about a kwach, is that he will act like a kwach.
Guy 1: Hey man, are you going to that big concert tonight?
Kwach: No
Guy 1: But you asked me to book you a ticket, and you offered me a lift.
Kwach: Ag sorry, I've have to bath my dog, and then I'm going to ride my bike.
Kwach: No
Guy 1: But you asked me to book you a ticket, and you offered me a lift.
Kwach: Ag sorry, I've have to bath my dog, and then I'm going to ride my bike.
by Arry Redknapp October 14, 2013
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Originally picked up as slang from the movie cars by Pixar and Disney.
Originally picked up as slang from the movie cars by Pixar and Disney.
Guy1: I can't believe he said that it's so funny
Guy2: This is such a kachow moment.
A kachow moment is similar to a bruh moment
Guy2: This is such a kachow moment.
A kachow moment is similar to a bruh moment
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Yes my dude
Yes my dude
Guy One: I just ran over that homeless man.
Guy Two: Dude, you forgot to say "Kachow!"
Guy One: Shit, I'll get it right this time, hang on.
Guy Two: Dude, you forgot to say "Kachow!"
Guy One: Shit, I'll get it right this time, hang on.
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Rolls Royce or some other type of car black people drive idfk: "Shut up Lightning McGay"
Lightning McQueen: "Aight, Kachiga my Nigga"
Rolls Royce or some other type of car black people drive idfk: "U can't say that ur white"
Rolls Royce or some other type of car black people drive idfk: "Shut up Lightning McGay"
Lightning McQueen: "Aight, Kachiga my Nigga"
Rolls Royce or some other type of car black people drive idfk: "U can't say that ur white"
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