kwach 

Noun. The word is used to define a person whose actions appear erratic and seemingly random, and show complete disregard to prior arrangements, commitments or social norms. A kwach's behaviour befuddles everyone he comes across. The only predictable thing about a kwach, is that he will act like a kwach.

Guy 1: Hey man, are you going to that big concert tonight?
Kwach: No
Guy 1: But you asked me to book you a ticket, and you offered me a lift.
Kwach: Ag sorry, I've have to bath my dog, and then I'm going to ride my bike.

kwach by Arry Redknapp October 14, 2013

Kachow Moment 

Popularly used in the sentence that's a kachow moment.

Originally picked up as slang from the movie cars by Pixar and Disney.

Guy1: I can't believe he said that it's so funny
Guy2: This is such a kachow moment.

A kachow moment is similar to a bruh moment

Kachow Moment by SG3xHERO August 17, 2020

Kachewy 

The word "Kachewy" was created by Emerson Fitzgerald and means problem.

Wow what a big kachewy we're in.

Kachewy by The mixed tape November 8, 2014

Kachow

If you are in a red car and you pass another car, you are obligated to flash your headlights and yell "Kachow!" Or when you get into a car accident.

Yes my dude

Guy One: I just ran over that homeless man.
Guy Two: Dude, you forgot to say "Kachow!"
Guy One: Shit, I'll get it right this time, hang on.

Kachow by FaZe Pvssyslayer September 19, 2017

Kachiga my Nigga

What Lightning McQueen says when he tries to fit in with his token black car friend

Lightning McQueen: "Ey wassup B?"
Rolls Royce or some other type of car black people drive idfk: "Shut up Lightning McGay"
Lightning McQueen: "Aight, Kachiga my Nigga"
Rolls Royce or some other type of car black people drive idfk: "U can't say that ur white"

Kachiga my Nigga by PastramiBoi February 19, 2017

kachi oong 

inadequate sleep, usually in reference to a small child.

Why's bunts so eggy today? He probably has kachi oong since he had that 7am flight to India today.

kachi oong by Purvuthbhai Paido August 26, 2012

kachiga

The best Cars Meme. Usually used for banter.

Word used for hello.

Kachiga, my nigga.

kachiga by MichaelBarr November 16, 2016