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A mix of piss and jizz. After youve been doin smin with someone and then you take a piss this opaque yellowish mix comes out called Kwanch. Can also be used as an insult...

- Dude i was soo turned on this morning that when i went to piss i kwanched!

OR

- Euh your such a Kwanch!

Kwanch by 5quidman August 3, 2010

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kwanch

Mix of jizz and piss

Dude, i fucked a chick then i pissed but i kwanched all over the toilet!!

kwanch by Gheyman August 3, 2010

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kwach

Noun. The word is used to define a person whose actions appear erratic and seemingly random, and show complete disregard to prior arrangements, commitments or social norms. A kwach's behaviour befuddles everyone he comes across. The only predictable thing about a kwach, is that he will act like a kwach.

Guy 1: Hey man, are you going to that big concert tonight?
Kwach: No
Guy 1: But you asked me to book you a ticket, and you offered me a lift.
Kwach: Ag sorry, I've have to bath my dog, and then I'm going to ride my bike.

kwach by Arry Redknapp October 14, 2013

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Wesley the kancho demon

a red faced demon who fades into the darkness after putting four fingers in your anus then taking a whiff,he then runs spread legged into the darkness laughing maniacly

sleep tight keep em tight and dont let wesley the kancho demon get a bite

Wesley the kancho demon by Wesley the kancho demon October 10, 2019

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Kwanchanumas

An alternative to the politically correct season greeting of "Happy Holidays" A blending of Kwanzaa, Chanukah and Christmas into an absurdity.

Merry Kwanchanumas! I hope you enjoy whatever holiday it is you celebrate.

Kwanchanumas by Michael Cantkier December 8, 2005

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Kanchow

a fun japanese physical game, using two hands flat together, pointing them at a vulnerable others bumhole before shoving them up into their ringer.

Holy crap! Rowley just did the best kanchow on me! I think I may have a to get my bowel reconstructed.

Kanchow by bojays March 18, 2018

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kanchan

An amazing family member who can strike past anything in its way. The best sister and daughter anyone could ask for.

Dad: Can you go buy medicine for me please?
Kanchan: Sure, love you dad!!

kanchan by Pokemon123s November 20, 2016

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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