Definitions by 5quidman

Kwanch 

A mix of piss and jizz. After youve been doin smin with someone and then you take a piss this opaque yellowish mix comes out called Kwanch. Can also be used as an insult...

- Dude i was soo turned on this morning that when i went to piss i kwanched!

OR

- Euh your such a Kwanch!

Kwanch by 5quidman August 3, 2010