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s.kva by you can guess May 25, 2021
Kvampled
Juniors big sister (or often referred to as “brother”)
Known as “kap, kappi , krappy , Kat , kathy , kramp stamp , krampled, etc”
A bit unhinged but seemingly normal in comparison to her baby brother J
junior rarely mentions his sisters as his OVERLY HUGE EGO causes him to see himself as truly individual with no equal or relatives.
Kap loves Tupac and previously dated Jonah hill
Known as “kap, kappi , krappy , Kat , kathy , kramp stamp , krampled, etc”
A bit unhinged but seemingly normal in comparison to her baby brother J
junior rarely mentions his sisters as his OVERLY HUGE EGO causes him to see himself as truly individual with no equal or relatives.
Kap loves Tupac and previously dated Jonah hill
Kvampled is a nuisance” -Junior Grimes, probably
Kvampled isn’t even my name!!” -kvampled
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EXAMPLE:
I think kvampled resembles a dog and someone needs to put her back on a leash
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Junior doesn’t need kvampled unless some girls are giving him trouble which is when he always come back crying for her help, lol it’s pathetic really
Kvampled isn’t even my name!!” -kvampled
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EXAMPLE:
I think kvampled resembles a dog and someone needs to put her back on a leash
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Junior doesn’t need kvampled unless some girls are giving him trouble which is when he always come back crying for her help, lol it’s pathetic really
Kvampled by Unknown marsupial December 13, 2021
kvartirnik
Kvartirnik is a private acoustic concert at someone's private residence. Etymology: from Russian "квартира" (kvartira)(n.) - apartment, flat.
Before the end of 1980s kvartirnik was the only form of a nonconformist public music performance in USSR.
Before the end of 1980s kvartirnik was the only form of a nonconformist public music performance in USSR.
kvartirnik by beyonsense March 19, 2013
kvatro
Kvatro also known as "Crnac". Is the drink of gods. But most commonly drank by cigans also known as gypsies from macedonia, mostly located in Kumanovo.
It contains 98% sugar, 1% water and 1% black food coloring.
It contains 98% sugar, 1% water and 1% black food coloring.
kvatro by Sirenje i Sarma May 12, 2019
Hero of Kvatch
An ugly person who is generally unaware of their ugliness. May later turn out to be an important figure in society regardless of this. The name is taken from the hero of the first-person role playing game The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, which is notorious for its (hilariously) faulty character creation screen and derpy-looking character models.
Guy 1: Rate me 1-10. Girls say I'm creepy, and I'm a virgin because of that...
Guy 2: You look like what happens when you click Randomize in the Oblivion character creation screen
Guy 3: It... It's you! THE HERO OF KVATCH! This is truly an honor!
Guy 2: You look like what happens when you click Randomize in the Oblivion character creation screen
Guy 3: It... It's you! THE HERO OF KVATCH! This is truly an honor!
Hero of Kvatch by Xeretsym December 16, 2014
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