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Kaaliyah
A very beautiful girl who has alot of haters and has the most swag ever (the good swag) she usually has one goal to date the sexiest boy in school before the year ends. Never let her go when u have her love in your hands. She doesnt ask boys out she waits for them to ask her out. She can be a bitch when tested but is usually wierd and nice to certain people. She doesnt hang out with ugly people and has the best friends ever. BEAUTIFUL,SOMETIMES FUNNY, MOODY WHEN TESTED, PRETTY FLEXIBLE AND LIKES TO SPEND TIME WITH HER BOYFRIEND
Boy 1: I think im going to ask out Kaaliyah today
Boy 2: Yea right, shes way to good for you But not for me. Im going to get her number today.
Boy 2: Yea right, shes way to good for you But not for me. Im going to get her number today.
Kaaliyah by Thatgirlronnie November 26, 2013
Kaalan
I don't see much I can say here... a kaalan is a kaalan. A kaalan can mean ANYTHING. Your pet frog, a pragein, oof, smelly. It is a verb, noun, adverb, adjective, determiner, pronoun, conjunction and preposition. On a grammar quiz, write 'kaalan' on it and GOOD FOR YOU! You aced your test. Just remember: DON'T SAY IT INFRONT OF SOMEONE WITH 'KAALAN' AT THE END OF THEIR NAME.
Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about how I lost my kaalans?
Guy 2: Yeah! Is it true that you kaalan-ed the kaalan to kaalan out of the kalaan?
MicroWigga: ...
Guy 2: Yeah! Is it true that you kaalan-ed the kaalan to kaalan out of the kalaan?
MicroWigga: ...
Kaalan by cockmoment November 16, 2019
Kaalin
Just the 10x cooler version of the name “Kaylin” or “Kaylen”. Kaalin is hilarious, charming, and clever without even trying. Someone who brings out the best and worst of you, they are the kind of friend who can keep all of your secrets. Having them in your life is pretty rare, you can have people comparable to Kaalin but nothing and no one will come close to the same thing.
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026