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kvass
A pure essence of the slav next to the mayonez. Kvass is made out of bread along with other things. I't gives every true slav an orgasm upon drinking!
kvass by Mjolkpaket January 25, 2017
Kassket
a hot girl with glasses that plays games and has heart crushing abilities, unfortunately hardly enough to sway old J.
Spelled kassket or even “casket” for obvious reasons.
Juniors NOT in love with her anymore, kassket = his love/feelings for are dead, nonexistent (as far as everyone’s led to believe at least)
juniors special girl that has no significance to him whatsoever. Mistah J is solo now. no harley quinn anymore.
see “Kassie”
Spelled kassket or even “casket” for obvious reasons.
Juniors NOT in love with her anymore, kassket = his love/feelings for are dead, nonexistent (as far as everyone’s led to believe at least)
juniors special girl that has no significance to him whatsoever. Mistah J is solo now. no harley quinn anymore.
see “Kassie”
Random friend: yo J, she’s been asking for you all the damn time
Junior: hmph, like I care
Random friend: oh so you think a gangsta huh ? Ok fool ass punk, you know you still want her back
Junior: ahahahahahah! Shes nothing, a speck beneath notice if anything
Random friend: oh shit shes calling my phone I think she tryna get me to put you on FaceTime to see her
Junior: *sweats nervously*
Junior: Whatever, she’s a joke
Kassket: *on phone screen* .........
Junior: hmph, like I care
Random friend: oh so you think a gangsta huh ? Ok fool ass punk, you know you still want her back
Junior: ahahahahahah! Shes nothing, a speck beneath notice if anything
Random friend: oh shit shes calling my phone I think she tryna get me to put you on FaceTime to see her
Junior: *sweats nervously*
Junior: Whatever, she’s a joke
Kassket: *on phone screen* .........
Kassket by Toxicity007 September 22, 2021
Kassket
a hot girl with glasses that plays games and has heart crushing abilities, unfortunately hardly enough to sway old J.
Spelled kassket or even “casket” for obvious reasons.
Juniors NOT in love with her anymore, kassket = his love/feelings for are dead, nonexistent (as far as everyone’s led to believe at least)
juniors special girl that has no significance to him whatsoever. Mistah J is solo now. no harley quinn anymore.
see “Kassie”
Spelled kassket or even “casket” for obvious reasons.
Juniors NOT in love with her anymore, kassket = his love/feelings for are dead, nonexistent (as far as everyone’s led to believe at least)
juniors special girl that has no significance to him whatsoever. Mistah J is solo now. no harley quinn anymore.
see “Kassie”
Random friend: yo J you still like Kassie?
Junior: hmph, like I care
Random friend: oh so you think a gangsta now huh? Yea ok, bet yo ass still in love with her, foo ass punk
Junior: she means nothing to me
*kassket calls on FaceTime*
Random friend: oh shit bro I think she’s calling me, trying to talk to you I bet
Junior; *nervously sweating*
(Remembers he blocked her)
I don’t care!
*kassket on FaceTime: .....*
Kassket = his love for her is dead
Junior: hmph, like I care
Random friend: oh so you think a gangsta now huh? Yea ok, bet yo ass still in love with her, foo ass punk
Junior: she means nothing to me
*kassket calls on FaceTime*
Random friend: oh shit bro I think she’s calling me, trying to talk to you I bet
Junior; *nervously sweating*
(Remembers he blocked her)
I don’t care!
*kassket on FaceTime: .....*
Kassket = his love for her is dead
Kassket by Toxicity007 October 8, 2021
Kassandra
The first time you see her you'll fall in love with her she gives you this amazing feeling that makes you smile gives you goosebumps and butterflies everytime you see her it's like the first time all over again. She has the most amazing laugh and her voice once you hear it you'll know what an angel sounds like. She takes your breath away so its hard to breathe let alone talk to her. She's that girl that you want to be with and that you'd do anything for. Being around her is the best from either sitting in class, driving around for hours or surprising her at work and the more you are with her the more you fall for her which makes you just want to be around her even more. She is so beautiful caring competitive funny smart and super cute, there are so many more words to describe her. Overall she is the greatest person you'll ever meet and is the definition of perfect. You'll want to thank more than God for having her in your life. If you have feelings for a Kassandra tell her how you feel or type it up on urbandictionary.com where anyone can see how you feel and have her read it like I have just done. I could go on and on about Kassandra but if I did it would take forever and I would rather tell her in person.
A little story I went to a cheer competition and was talking to another girl on the squad I wasn't aloud to be with her so I told everyone I was there to watch Kassandra. The thing is I was there to watch Kassandra I loved her and still do. I just wanted her to know that.
A little story I went to a cheer competition and was talking to another girl on the squad I wasn't aloud to be with her so I told everyone I was there to watch Kassandra. The thing is I was there to watch Kassandra I loved her and still do. I just wanted her to know that.
Kassandra by JosephPaul13 June 23, 2018
Kassidee
Shes a beautiful kind hearted person that treats everyone with respect. She always has trouble with finding the right guy which leads to heartbreak. But she is still positive. Shes usually smart, talented, and an awesome friend thats never fake. Shes always bubbly and brightens everyone’s day. Her smile is something you’ll never forget. Shes weird but in a good funny way <3
I wish i was kassidee
Kassidee by The tea is hotter than ur fute February 26, 2019
jacques kass
a guy who massages old famous men in hollywood during the day for money but at night, secretly sneaks off to become a stripper or prostitute he's in love with bronte bass even though he is 100% gay
jacques kass by babybabyhaveyouseenamytonight May 31, 2009
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).