kuktas
kuktas - polish slang, different version of kutas which means cock. A reference to the word "kaktus" meaning cactus.
kuktas by PolaczekXD January 15, 2020
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Kurtasaurus
Kurtasaurus by Ultra Jesus July 7, 2010
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kuktas • Kiktastic • kukkasplat • Kuntass • Kurtasaurus • kurtaslover • kurtaslut • Kurtassed • Kurtastrophy • Kustas
Kurtassed
To be Kurtassed is to be working on a Friday, ready to enjoy your weekend and your coworker needs help at quittin time.
Guy: are you excited to get started on slamming some Busch lattes?
Other guy: hellz yeah.
Phone rings*
Guy: well looks like we’re going to have to post pone the lattes, we just got Kurtassed.
Other guy: hellz yeah.
Phone rings*
Guy: well looks like we’re going to have to post pone the lattes, we just got Kurtassed.
Kurtassed by WeDemPlumbinBoyz April 15, 2022
Kurtastrophy
Any lame ass movie featuring actor Kurt Russell, usually featuring Kurt as some sort of unbelievable character like
"Snake Plissken" dooming the movie to box office failure, although people still feel compelled to go see them.
"Snake Plissken" dooming the movie to box office failure, although people still feel compelled to go see them.
Geez Bill that new film "Meatballs for Mable" looks like a real Kurtastrophy
Why Bob?
Cuz it features Kurt Russel as a superhero in disguise as a nanny in suburban Atlanta......
Why Bob?
Cuz it features Kurt Russel as a superhero in disguise as a nanny in suburban Atlanta......
Kurtastrophy by Disexlia boy April 14, 2011
Kutastrophy
Kutastrophy by r2dd2 October 11, 2009
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.