kuktas

kuktas - polish slang, different version of kutas which means cock. A reference to the word "kaktus" meaning cactus.

- Masz małego kuktasa. (You have got a small kuktas.)
- Pierdol się.

kuktas by PolaczekXD January 15, 2020

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Kurtasaurus

1. Pure awesomeness.
2. Extremely huggable

Dude: "Man, i'm feeling Kurtasaurus today!"
Chick: "No you're not... Fuck off..."

Kurtasaurus by Ultra Jesus July 7, 2010

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kuktas • kukkasplat • Kuntass • Kurtasaurus • kurtaslover • kurtaslut • Kurtassed • Kurtastrophy • Kustas • kutasha

Kurtassed

To be Kurtassed is to be working on a Friday, ready to enjoy your weekend and your coworker needs help at quittin time.

Guy: are you excited to get started on slamming some Busch lattes?
Other guy: hellz yeah.
Phone rings*
Guy: well looks like we’re going to have to post pone the lattes, we just got Kurtassed.

Kurtassed by WeDemPlumbinBoyz April 15, 2022

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Kurtastrophy

Any lame ass movie featuring actor Kurt Russell, usually featuring Kurt as some sort of unbelievable character like
"Snake Plissken" dooming the movie to box office failure, although people still feel compelled to go see them.

Geez Bill that new film "Meatballs for Mable" looks like a real Kurtastrophy

Why Bob?
Cuz it features Kurt Russel as a superhero in disguise as a nanny in suburban Atlanta......

Kurtastrophy by Disexlia boy April 14, 2011