kuktas

kuktas - polish slang, different version of kutas which means cock. A reference to the word "kaktus" meaning cactus.

- Masz małego kuktasa. (You have got a small kuktas.)
- Pierdol się.

by PolaczekXD January 15, 2020

Kurtasaurus

1. Pure awesomeness.
2. Extremely huggable

Dude: "Man, i'm feeling Kurtasaurus today!"
Chick: "No you're not... Fuck off..."

by Ultra Jesus July 7, 2010

Kurtassed

To be Kurtassed is to be working on a Friday, ready to enjoy your weekend and your coworker needs help at quittin time.

Guy: are you excited to get started on slamming some Busch lattes?
Other guy: hellz yeah.
Phone rings*
Guy: well looks like we’re going to have to post pone the lattes, we just got Kurtassed.

by WeDemPlumbinBoyz April 15, 2022

Kurtastrophy

Any lame ass movie featuring actor Kurt Russell, usually featuring Kurt as some sort of unbelievable character like
"Snake Plissken" dooming the movie to box office failure, although people still feel compelled to go see them.

Geez Bill that new film "Meatballs for Mable" looks like a real Kurtastrophy

Why Bob?
Cuz it features Kurt Russel as a superhero in disguise as a nanny in suburban Atlanta......

by Disexlia boy April 14, 2011

kutas

Polish slang - cock, dick, schlong, tallywhacker, penis, trousersnake, manhose, manmeat or weddingtackle

Donald Trump is a massive kutas

by Mrkutas March 22, 2016

Kuntass

A very rare disorder where the Vagina(kunt) connects to the rectum(butthole)

"Jenny has a Kuntass!"

by ghggfdfdfhhhhjkfddshdghhkjddsgvj January 31, 2008

Kutastrophy

pure undeniable devastation in which only a ku could achieve.

the aftermath of drilldo-ing that girls asshole was a kutastrophy!

by r2dd2 October 11, 2009