To be Kurtassed is to be working on a Friday, ready to enjoy your weekend and your coworker needs help at quittin time.
Guy: are you excited to get started on slamming some Busch lattes?
Other guy: hellz yeah.
Phone rings*
Guy: well looks like we’re going to have to post pone the lattes, we just got Kurtassed.
The nappy hairs often found along the edges of an African-American's hairline. On white people they may be referred to as baby hairs. The name is thought to have originated from the historical figure, Kunta Kinte.
Dequan: Damn Bitch! You need to put some gel on them nappy ass Kuntas!