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Kustard, a portmanteau of ketchup and mustard.
Eliza: "I mean, did you ever think--
If you combine ketchup and mustard,
it's called “kustard.” *chuckles*
*laughing* I invented it."
kustard by natalie portmanteaux August 27, 2023
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Kurtasaurus 

Dude: "Man, i'm feeling Kurtasaurus today!"
Chick: "No you're not... Fuck off..."
Kurtasaurus by Ultra Jesus July 7, 2010

Kostasing 

*verb* pronounced coss-tah-sing

1. To hold an alcoholic drink for an inordinate amount of time.
2. To pretend to be drinking hoping no one sees that your alcoholic drink has been at the same level for a minimum of at least 40 minutes.
3. Challenging others to drinking contests in hope that they are too drunk to see you haven't been drinking at all.

Also see "Nursing"
Conner: "Dude, come on chump. Man up and just down that beer already!"
Milo: "Screw you bro! Don't challenge a Beerlympic champion when you've been kostasing your beer all night!"
Kostas is the most amazing man. He is kind, generous and hard-working. He is helpful to strangers , he is understanding and caring to so many. This man carries the kindest full of love, heart you would be amazed. He is special, unique an one of kind If you will. There's no other person like him in this world. Kostas is strong, brave and a role model to everyone around him. He is that guy every person secretly wants to be. The most interesting man i have ever met, he'll never stop surprising you, he always has something different to say. He is the most intelligent person, he carries so much knowledge, from all kinds of topics and can hold a conversation for hours about anything. Well spoken, with a lot of opinions that he is open to challenge.
Every-time you walk in to a room he is the first person you notice, he makes everyone around him happy and joyful, he is very funny and great at storytelling. Everyone loves this guy, your parents love him,your friends love him, strangers even.
He has the prettiest eyes, full of life and wisdom, the cutest face and the hottest body. He is just PERFECT ,full of ambition and potential. I am so proud of him. He is the next great thing.
Kostas is a person that you should never let go, you should adore him with all your heart like i do. He just makes this world spin around.
-Who is that hot ass dude over there
-Kostas
Kostas by rotkarhshehehwjjshsjjs November 23, 2020

Kostaspaparazzi 

Kostaspaparazzi is a little monster inspired by Lady GaGa. He is a good facebooker and blogger too with lots of fans. And i think he's cute xx.
-Do you know BloodyPaparazzi blog?
-Uhm, no?
-Oh,come on! It's Kostaspaparazzi's blog. It Rocks!
Kostaspaparazzi by FroggieMalch January 6, 2011

Pasrat kustos 

It means to go pooping in the bush. This phrase is made of Latvian and Russian slang.

Origins of the phrase:
It came from a high school girl who told a story about her witnessing a man shitting in the bushes.

Synonyms: padirst krūmiņos ( Latvian ), посрать в кустах ( Russian), shitting in a bush ( English).
" Vīrietis aizgāja pasrat kustos."
" The man went pasrat kustos! "
Pasrat kustos by Olive095 December 1, 2021
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Me: Poggers!
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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