kuester

A word old people use instead of saying butt

KUESTER PUT YOUR KUESTER DOWN

by baddieinthebuilding November 3, 2021

kuester egg

The act of having a butt plug inserted while going about your day as if everything was normal.

Dude, I think that chick is rockin a kuester egg. Look at the way she is walking.

by JT Return of the Mack 9797 March 18, 2022

Kester’s Balls

A term used to denote signs of depression and complete hatred for sports;Volleyball and recreational Volleyball

Gabriel:”Hey,are you going for the friendly tomorrow?”
Chester:”Nah fam,I got kester’s balls”

by Crayson February 8, 2019

Koester

A free spirited person of Germanic descent who really enjoys a good time with friends and copious amounts of alcohol.

Koesters are known also for being very stubborn, but are also very loyal to those they care about - often getting into fights because of these two reasons.

They spend lots of time involved in various hobbies and outdoor sports, including but not limited to: bowling, fishing, hunting, camping, ATV riding, mudding in trucks and shotgunning beer.

Additionally, all Koesters are horny bastards that are relentless in the pursuit of sex.

ex. 1 - While out at the Sportsmens' Club last weekend, I ran into a bunch of Koesters shooting clay birds.

ex. 2 - Those Koesters have been bowling since they could push a ball down the lane.

ex. 3 - God you are such a Koester, you drunk bastard!!! Why can't you ever see things my way?

ex. 4 - Ever since I started dating a Koester, we've been going at it like rabbits! He's like the Energizer Bunny!!!

by Jane Doe 1 March 2, 2009

Sierra Kusterbeck

Sierra Kusterbeck is the 19 year old, female vocalist of Port St. Lucie band, VersaEmerge. She replaced the former singer Spencer Pearson following the band's 2007 EP "Citites Built On Sand". She is known by her wild hair, multiple nose rings and strong voice as a female front woman.

VE Fan #1: Sierra Kusterbeck is amazing, yeah?

VE Fan#2: Yeah! I love VersaEmerge !!

by eliseisradd July 8, 2009

kiester bunny

Is the magical creature that brings gifts to those in prison. Via ones ass.

One prisoner says to the other, I can wait to see what the Kiester Bunny brings me today.

by Prison Pall May 19, 2009

Sierra Kusterbeck

Singer of VersaEmerge. Extremely talented young woman. She has radical hair, sweet piercings and an amazing voice. She makes heterosexual women question their sexuality and confirms the sexuality of lesbians.

Girl 1: Have you seen the latest VersaEmerge music video?
Girl 2: Yeah. Sierra Kusterbeck was so hot.
Girl 1: Wait, I thought you were straight?
Girl 2: So did I.

by TheLesbianWithABlog July 2, 2011