Polish name for Christopher, the Christ-bearer. The name of a man of great character, deep faith, enjoyable sense of humour, and tremendous generosity. His smile is contagious, and it lights up any room. He is someone many people are drawn to and look to for guidance and wisdom - a leader and a very special friend for those he allows to share his heart.

That man is a Krzysztof, and I would love to get to know him!

Krzysztof by clarias95 January 31, 2014

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Krzysztof

Hot polish stud who enjoy long walks on the beach and gold fish

Krzysztof enjoys females.

Krzysztof by Jenna December 5, 2003

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Krzysztof

A highly attractive male of Polish decent, possessing very rare and traditionally highly seeked qualities, such as "flowers and candy" and "walks on the beach"

Your friend is a total Krzystof, is he single?

Krzysztof by Anna December 14, 2003

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Krzyfobazn

A large flapping jewish vagina that swallows all surrounding light and jews other entities out of their possessions. ex: money; gold; other valuables.

In a sentence:
1. Damnit i just stepped in a pile of 'krzyfobazn.'
2. Jesus Christ that 'krzyfobazn' just ruined my day.
4. That fucking 'Krzyfobazn' made me skip number 3.

Krzyfobazn by Dylan The Sloth September 1, 2009

Krzyzewskiville

The group of over 100 tents and around 1,000 students that forms every year at Duke University in front of Cameron Indoor Stadium. It's how the most dedicated fans in the nation line up to see one of the nation's premier college basketball teams play their most important games. It's also one hell of a party in the weekends leading up to the game. aka k-ville.

I've been tenting in Krzyzewskiville for two months, but it'll all be worth it to see us kick the shit out of UNC in Cameron.

Krzyzewskiville by Tehhund September 26, 2005

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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