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krzystof 

A polish name, that can usually be 'krzys'. Someone like him can be a total player even though he doesn't seem like one. He knows in his heart that the first girl he fell for was the one, but he blew it. If only he just tried then he could make it to her heart. They didn't give each other a chance. To any krzystofs reading this, go and get her she'll be waiting.

Polish people are also extremely compatible with Pakistanis, so try and bag one of them.

Krzys begins with a 'K' and 'K' should be shipped with 'J'

So here is some Pakistani names beginning with 'j'. Jenna, Jabalah, Jabeen, Jahan, and Jahida.
Dam krzystof needs to give his first girl a chance.
krzystof by emmasbigbunda December 6, 2020
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Krzyston 

see that jew? hes such a Krzyston
Krzyston by THE MCBEAST October 18, 2008
1. The Americanized spelling of the Polish Krzysztof.

2. A male of Polish decent possessing many endearing and desirable qualities such as, but not limited to, artistic, articulate, highly intelligent, sensitive, passionate, funny, a loyal friend, devoted to family, thoughtful, energetic, healthy and fit, insightful, affectionate, caring, completely hot, and a total woman pleasing sex god... all while remaining unpretentious and humble.

Krzysztof Polish
I must be the luckiest girl in the world... I've finally found MY Krystof!
Krystof by Poppy Corinne August 28, 2010
Polish name for Christopher, the Christ-bearer. The name of a man of great character, deep faith, enjoyable sense of humour, and tremendous generosity. His smile is contagious, and it lights up any room. He is someone many people are drawn to and look to for guidance and wisdom - a leader and a very special friend for those he allows to share his heart.
That man is a Krzysztof, and I would love to get to know him!
Krzysztof by clarias95 January 31, 2014
Hot polish stud who enjoy long walks on the beach and gold fish
Krzysztof enjoys females.
Krzysztof by Jenna December 5, 2003
A highly attractive male of Polish decent, possessing very rare and traditionally highly seeked qualities, such as "flowers and candy" and "walks on the beach"
Your friend is a total Krzystof, is he single?
Krzysztof by Anna December 14, 2003

Krystoffer 

Krystoffer is a very unique name that 1 out of million spell it like that
They are very shy at first and will only talk if talken to but when they get comfortable with you they turn out to be the funniest and one with the most unique thoughts. When there around they liven up the mood and if youre realationshiply connected to them they are the most thoughtful and will make you smile as soon as they do. They have the type of smile to make anyone smile. They can be only a little jealous if you make them feel they need to be that way but no matter what there always there for you. When they get hyped up they fr get hyped up and could make you die laughing. If you find a krystoffer keep him, they are one in a million , there personality just like there name.
girl "Youre my world krystoffer"
boy "Bitch you better not b lien" when imphises
Girl "theres no one in the world like you"
Boy "fucking better think that, but i love you to mf"
Krystoffer by Gabby Krystoffer November 25, 2021
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