Anna's definitions

pretentious

adj. pompous, ostentatious, pretending, an extravagent outward show. I find pretentious a versatile word that can be used to describe anything from musicians (Thom Yorke), clothes (berets) and musical genres (beat poetry, acid jazz)

It is also a word that I over use

O Pretentious One- Thom Yorke is God!
Me- You are so pretentious

O Pretentious One- I like living in my studio apartment, wearing black clothes and a red beret whilst listening to beat poetry and acid jazz
Me- Get a life you pretentious douchebag!

by Anna June 30, 2006

b0rked

L337 version of "broke" or "broken", usually pertaining to computers or computer programs. Something that is deemed b0rked is usually messed up beyond repair or recall.

My Microsoft server is b0rked: whenever I turn it on it starts smoking.

I would like to havening not read b0rked tickets. From "Chronicles of George"

by Anna August 17, 2003

F.J.

music used to keep a slow easy beat while makin' luuuuuuuv.

This one dumb-ass honky actually thinks Aerosmith's cover of "Walk This Way" is good F.J. I got two words for him -- Marvin Gaye.

by anna May 14, 2003

one thing led to another

When telling a story, one uses this phrase to leave out all the intricate details of the situation, leaving all the details up to the one listening. Mainly used when bragging to one's friends about one's sexual prowess. See, "yadda yadda yadda".

I was delivering pizza last night, and when I rang the door bell, she opened up the door wearing nothing but a towel, and one thing lead to another - and now I gotta take a pill to "supress" this damn thing.

by anna August 17, 2004

Muktown

A nickname for the town/village of Mukwonago in Waukesha County, WI. Often referred to as Mukwonaghetto.

"Muktown's SO going to beat arrowhead this friday!"

"Go Muktown!"

"I'm heading out to the Muktown Walmart because that's the only place for my friends and I to hang out because we're afraid to leave the town"

by Anna November 30, 2005

guardamama

one who hurts without intention, who doesn't realizing that he/she is inflicting pain.

Why were you such a guardamama back there? Don't you know she just got a shot in that arm?

by Anna February 26, 2003

elmo's sex organs

elmos sex organs r his sex organs he has a whole song about it see example

lalalala lalalala elmos sex organs lalalalalalalala elmos sex organs
elmo loves his penis. his tities too. those are elmos sex oranssssssss!

by anna February 23, 2005