Anna's definitions

pretentious

adj. pompous, ostentatious, pretending, an extravagent outward show. I find pretentious a versatile word that can be used to describe anything from musicians (Thom Yorke), clothes (berets) and musical genres (beat poetry, acid jazz)

It is also a word that I over use

O Pretentious One- Thom Yorke is God!
Me- You are so pretentious

O Pretentious One- I like living in my studio apartment, wearing black clothes and a red beret whilst listening to beat poetry and acid jazz
Me- Get a life you pretentious douchebag!

by Anna June 30, 2006

academic wankery

Language that academics use to bamboozle and confuse poor, unsuspecting students. The language encorpourates long and technical words designed to display intelligence and knowledge of literary terms but all it really shows is that the author is an academic WANKER! Or A.D for short.

A.D- A knowledge of contextual information broadens ones analytical and probing skills that adds dimension to the concept of existential construct developed after World War One.
Student- I don't get it!
A.D- That's because it really doesn't mean anything and I could probably sum up my point in one sentence because it is so shallow and brief but I would rather confuse you with my extensive knowledge of fuck all!
Student- Aha! Academic Wankery!

by Anna June 30, 2006

Westboro baptist church

A church that practices the literal meaning of the bible. They believe that the Tsunami was a good thing because it killed 'fags' and 'dykes'. They also believe Hurricane Katrina was 'God's' way of punishing America because apparently, in their opinion, 'God hates America'. These guys are a bunch of sad, uneducated, religious kooks who need to stop dictating what 'God' thinks, because how would they know? The answer is they don't. They construct a 'God' figure as a way to express their personal views on the world, these people make me sick and I can only hope that one day they will forget about prejudice and hate.

According to the Westboro Baptist Church, God Hates Fags, God Hates America, God Hates Sweden, God Hates Canada, and after this definition is posted God will apparently Hate Australia because that's where I am from!
How can anyone take these people seriously?

by Anna July 3, 2006

beck

An amazing musical chameleon that manages to change his sound with each different record. Beck's music can be broadly defined as 'alternative rock'. Some amazing Beck albums are Odelay, Mutations ,Seachange, Guero and Midnite Vultures.

Beck is the only man I know who can wear pink jeans and still look sexy.
Beck is the only white man I know who can actually dance.
Beck is a musical revolutionary.

by Anna June 18, 2006

Muktown

A nickname for the town/village of Mukwonago in Waukesha County, WI. Often referred to as Mukwonaghetto.

"Muktown's SO going to beat arrowhead this friday!"

"Go Muktown!"

"I'm heading out to the Muktown Walmart because that's the only place for my friends and I to hang out because we're afraid to leave the town"

by Anna November 30, 2005

the grates

A super-cool rock band from Australia. They have fun, happy lyrics and an edgy garage rock sound. Their first EP, 'The Ouch, The Touch' was popular with the alternative station Triple J but they gained mainstream sucess with their album 'Gravity Won't Get You High'.

The Grates are an awesome band.

by Anna August 17, 2006

grammer

Something that scene kids and emos put under interests on their Myspace or Livejournal, the irony being that they can't even spell grammar correctly.

Yesterday I went on to this scene girl's myspace and she said she could not stand people with bad 'grammer'. I sighed and hit my head against the wall. Apparently it is now 'cool' to like grammar (grammer).

by Anna August 31, 2006