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Dude, I was talking to everyone and then i got the worst kritch! I had to scratch in front of everyone
kritch by AdmiralAdama October 5, 2011
Words you can keep
A bright and outgoing male on the shorter side, who occasionally does crazy impulsive things. Also this male loves money and is friends with golden retriever boys and owns a worldwide organization. This male recently lost 2 roadtrip buddies and is currently looking for replacements, although no-one can replace these 2 buddies he will have to make due with what he can get. Also even though this male isn't so tall he still attracts crowds of women whom he can't get away from even if he tried.
Kritch is the GOAT! Who doesn't love him?
kritch by signstealer35 February 13, 2023

avetard kitchen 

The BIGGEST SHITHOLE at The Ave, if you think the other places are bad, you're in for a show on this one. The kitchen is absolute mess that is just littered with all sorts of trash and doesn't even include the avetard sink and the avetard trash can, both of which that are SO MUCH MORE WORSE. The kitchen has food all over the place and don't even get me started on the perishable food. It is living hell in the avetard kitchen.
I went into the avetard kitchen to try and find some food to eat but it smelled like rotten food everywhere and then when I opened the food containers, everything was spoiled and had mold growing.
avetard kitchen by TurnM3Up December 9, 2019

Poo kitchen 

After we left the all you could eat buffet I really needed to stop at a poo kitchen.
Poo kitchen by Dropkickmurphy August 13, 2012

Soup Kitchen 

Homeless dudes fucking in a Honda with the windows rolled up on a hot as fuck day.
Dow: Serg Manriquez is homeless?
Vic: Yeah bro, I saw him and 3 other homeless dudes in a soup kitchen on the 4th of July.
Dow: He was probably with Neal, Brice and Ryan.
Soup Kitchen by Dick Picker July 20, 2022

kitchenstep 

A genre of Electronic music characterized by the odd yet pleasing use of kitchen utensils as instruments. The genre became most popular after the Monstercat release of "Rogue - Rattlesnake" on Youtube
Cool Guy: "Have you heard this awesome new genre, kitchenstep?"
Pleb: "No, I haven't"
kitchenstep by Lanturnt March 29, 2016

Kitchenheimer 

According to markiplier, it is the henchman to a kitchen Hitler. Similar to how Hitler had henchmen to do his dirty work, a kitchenheimer would do all of the dirty work for the head chef of a restaurant.
"Man, I hate being my boss's kitchenheimer. Just because he doesn't want to do the shit-work around the kitchen since he's the head chef doesn't mean that I WANT TO do it."
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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