kritch

crotch itch.

Dude, I was talking to everyone and then i got the worst kritch! I had to scratch in front of everyone

by AdmiralAdama October 5, 2011

kritch

A bright and outgoing male on the shorter side, who occasionally does crazy impulsive things. Also this male loves money and is friends with golden retriever boys and owns a worldwide organization. This male recently lost 2 roadtrip buddies and is currently looking for replacements, although no-one can replace these 2 buddies he will have to make due with what he can get. Also even though this male isn't so tall he still attracts crowds of women whom he can't get away from even if he tried.

Kritch is the GOAT! Who doesn't love him?

by signstealer35 February 13, 2023

avetard kitchen

The BIGGEST SHITHOLE at The Ave, if you think the other places are bad, you're in for a show on this one. The kitchen is absolute mess that is just littered with all sorts of trash and doesn't even include the avetard sink and the avetard trash can, both of which that are SO MUCH MORE WORSE. The kitchen has food all over the place and don't even get me started on the perishable food. It is living hell in the avetard kitchen.

I went into the avetard kitchen to try and find some food to eat but it smelled like rotten food everywhere and then when I opened the food containers, everything was spoiled and had mold growing.

by TurnM3Up December 9, 2019

Poo kitchen

Bathroom

After we left the all you could eat buffet I really needed to stop at a poo kitchen.

by Dropkickmurphy August 13, 2012

Soup Kitchen

Homeless dudes fucking in a Honda with the windows rolled up on a hot as fuck day.

Dow: Serg Manriquez is homeless?
Vic: Yeah bro, I saw him and 3 other homeless dudes in a soup kitchen on the 4th of July.
Dow: He was probably with Neal, Brice and Ryan.

by Dick Picker July 20, 2022

kitchenstep

A genre of Electronic music characterized by the odd yet pleasing use of kitchen utensils as instruments. The genre became most popular after the Monstercat release of "Rogue - Rattlesnake" on Youtube

Cool Guy: "Have you heard this awesome new genre, kitchenstep?"
Pleb: "No, I haven't"

by Lanturnt March 29, 2016

Kitchenheimer

According to markiplier, it is the henchman to a kitchen Hitler. Similar to how Hitler had henchmen to do his dirty work, a kitchenheimer would do all of the dirty work for the head chef of a restaurant.

"Man, I hate being my boss's kitchenheimer. Just because he doesn't want to do the shit-work around the kitchen since he's the head chef doesn't mean that I WANT TO do it."

by The Water Hoe May 12, 2016