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kriztoff 

Short baller that got a huge cock.
I want to be a kriztoff.
kriztoff by Giga Chad69420 October 14, 2020
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Kristoff 

An intriguing, smart, charming, and hilarious guy. He will always make you laugh so hard all the time. He is super charming and charismatic.
That guy is so funny and charming! Totally a Kristoff!
Kristoff by Genjiii November 21, 2018
The most underrated variation of Kristoff or Kristoffer of all time, and probably this guy's most underrated name, too. Because of how underrated Kristoffe is, no one seems to appreciate him enough. He's the type of person that would go along with nearly everything, uninvolved with any conflict, but always has the simplest things to say. Underneath the quiet persona is a boy filled with a potential he has yet to reach; thoughts that are meant to be shared with the world, dreams that are nothing less than possible. One would think of him as the chill friend that never fails to listen and cheer you up, but at the same time, make you ponder on things that might not even make sense. Nonetheless, Kristoffe often fails to remember not only how capable he is to achieve anything, but how much he is worth fighting for, too. So if you know a Kristoffe in your life, tell him you love him, it's likely that he needs to hear it.
Kristoffe is a friend worth keeping for life, but only do that if you can give him the love he deserves.
Kristoffe by ncrthstar March 29, 2021

Kristoffer 

A norwegian name that means "the Dark God of all puny humans" from norse language. Kristoffer was a term used by vikings in the dark ages to describe all Dark Gods basically, and is therefor also the considered meaning of the Devil and all Evil in the world.
Yes, Kristoffer took his sould and brought it to hell
Kristoffer by ylean January 12, 2011

Kristoffer 

Kristoffer is the picture pretty guy. He is romantic and his love knows no limits. If he falls for you, he won't ever stop loving you. When he fall in love, he falls deep.

Kristoffer is a mystery. You might think you have him figured out, but thats just his act. He likes to play naive and nice to get information or to hide the real him. There is much debth in him, a very philosophical guy that when he first begins can blow your mind with his genious words and thoughts.

People can always trust Kristoffer, his lojality is big to the one he loves and trust. That is few tho, he doesn't trust people easy.
If you ever get the chance to be with this guy, do it. You will never regret.

Kristoffer is very funny. With him you'll always have a good time. He is insane.
Guy 1:
"Hey, where did Kristoffer go? I haven't seen him in ages"

Guy 2:
"He found the love of his life, he left to be with her, you know him, his love is limitless"
Kristoffer by Reffotsirk August 1, 2010

Kristoffer 

A Kristoffer is an incredible guy who is usually shy at first, but opens up around his friends. Typically, a Kristoffer has a smokin body and a beautiful girlfriend. Most Kristoffers are star athletes and have straight a's. They will charm you with their innocence and adorableness; but beware, it might just be an act. Usually found in the Southwest, and Southeast. Most common Kristoffers have brown hair, brown eyes, and are super tan. You'll think he's the sweetest guy in the world when you first meet him.. he won't last long, but he's cute while it lasts. Don't take it personally if he doesn't seemed interested; thats just how he rolls. Kristoffer's are sometimes tense, but also have a laid back cool side. Be careful if you meet a Kirstoffer, you'll probably fall for him.
girl1: "did you see that sexy shy guy?"

girl2: "yea girll, he's probably a Kristoffer."
Kristoffer by gangstaninja563 November 22, 2010

Kristoffer Lindmark 

A multi-sexual-predator-fruit that lives in the south of Sweden.

If you see one, for the love of god do not approach it! It will try to have sexual intercourse with you. Simply Say:
"Jag är från Norrland"
And he will quickly run away frightened.
Kristoffer Lindmark
Kristoffer Lindmark by ByggBoB November 27, 2012
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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