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Kris Kristofferson 

A singer and songwriter. Known as one of the greatest songwriters of all time. He has achieved many awards and nominations. Kris has wrote songs such as Sunday Mornin' Comin' Down, Me and Bobby McGee and Loving Her Was Easier (Than Anything I'll Ever Do Again)
"Damn, Kris Kristofferson can sure write a mean song!"
Kris Kristofferson by Mr. Marino March 29, 2021

kristofferson 

the act of being overly sensitive or sappy to the point where the actions or words seem as if stolen from a kris kristofferson song.
things were going so well with my date until i got all kristofferson on her and said, "growing old sacres me so let's stay young together."
kristofferson by devsla June 1, 2006

Kristofferson 

Kristofferson (silverfox) is one of the 19 Protagonists Trying to help his family while his father figure recovers. He is More clever professional and calmer than most (or all) characters, he is able to help his family or himself.
A = First time watching
B = Knows about film

A: who is that white fox?
B: He is Called Kristofferson.
Kristofferson by TopHatCatMan January 29, 2022

You know kris kristofferson? 

Well i am piss pissofferson
You know Kris Kristofferson? Well i am Piss Pissofferson. Pauls asking for christmas off again, i say "no" then i spit this song for him.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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