krisztián 

Krisztián (in scientific name: alpha Christianoid) is the alpha specimen of all Christianoids.
Alpha Christianoid is a archetype of white human males.
You can identify by strong connection to fast food, wearing a baseball hat, fenny bag, he’s often watch american football, listens to bad national rock bands.
He’s movement culture is also characteristic, he is walking in a strange way flexing its muscles.
By behavior you can identify him by strong desire to argue with poeple, using half correct information. He never miss a dad joke. Instinct etity.

Woaah, look at that Krisztián, he’s arguing very incorrectly.

krisztián by Kuskusbarnabarna November 25, 2021

Krisztian 

When you are having sex with someone and his dick is bigger than expected, you scream "That's a Krisztian move!"

They usually have a grower, but it can grow like a tree.

Wow, nice penis Krisztian!

Krisztian by BigPenis084 November 24, 2021

Krisztian 

Classic (male) Hungarian name, "kriszti" for short.
In english it translates to be pronounced as "christian" or "chris" for short.

That guys name is Krisztian, what an odd spelling.
-Yeah he must be Hungarian.

Krisztian by Krisztian T November 21, 2009

Krisztian 

Your friendly neighbourhood whiner with the usually unshaven beard and bad beer breath. Comes complete with hot European girlfriend and big time public kissing. Speaks with albeit a screwed up accent and is infamous for bad pronunciation of English words. A budding sportsman and self proclaimed legend of basketball.

"Dude you seen that new guy? He's a total Krisztian!"

"Yeah look at that guy taking a layup - that's just so Krisztian."

"God that guy sucks so hard at math I swear he's a Krisztian."

Krisztian by fosters58 January 19, 2009

Krisztian 

(n): a being from an undetermined planet who takes the form of a Romanian with a sweating problem; acts very strangely in public. Krisztian's can be located by listening for the term, "Do you even ____ bro?" which is their signature phrase. Spits everywhere.
(v): the act of ruining a joke with a phrase that has little relevancy to the subject at hand and/or is completely random

(n): Dude, do you think Krisztian will ever make it back to his home planet? You think it would've happened by now!
(v): Oh my gosh, dude. You Krisztian the joke EVERY TIME!!!

Krisztian by Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo July 20, 2015

kristanna 

Kristanna is a rare but amazing name. Kristanna is gorgeous caring and amazing I can go on for ever and ever about kristanna. She's absolutely everything anyone would ask for. Kristanna your amazing be yourself because it just lights up the room and makes everyone smile

Kristanna is awesome

kristanna by 💖🍍 June 29, 2017

Kristina Kolosowsky

She is the best person in the world.

I love Kristina Kolosowsky.

Kristina Kolosowsky by Thump20151 September 29, 2020