When you are having sex with someone and his dick is bigger than expected, you scream "That's a Krisztian move!"
They usually have a grower, but it can grow like a tree.
They usually have a grower, but it can grow like a tree.
by BigPenis084 November 24, 2021
Get the Krisztian mug.Classic (male) Hungarian name, "kriszti" for short.
In english it translates to be pronounced as "christian" or "chris" for short.
In english it translates to be pronounced as "christian" or "chris" for short.
by Krisztian T November 21, 2009
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Your friendly neighbourhood whiner with the usually unshaven beard and bad beer breath. Comes complete with hot European girlfriend and big time public kissing. Speaks with albeit a screwed up accent and is infamous for bad pronunciation of English words. A budding sportsman and self proclaimed legend of basketball.
"Dude you seen that new guy? He's a total Krisztian!"
"Yeah look at that guy taking a layup - that's just so Krisztian."
"God that guy sucks so hard at math I swear he's a Krisztian."
"Yeah look at that guy taking a layup - that's just so Krisztian."
"God that guy sucks so hard at math I swear he's a Krisztian."
by fosters58 January 19, 2009
Get the Krisztian mug.(n): a being from an undetermined planet who takes the form of a Romanian with a sweating problem; acts very strangely in public. Krisztian's can be located by listening for the term, "Do you even ____ bro?" which is their signature phrase. Spits everywhere.
(v): the act of ruining a joke with a phrase that has little relevancy to the subject at hand and/or is completely random
(v): the act of ruining a joke with a phrase that has little relevancy to the subject at hand and/or is completely random
(n): Dude, do you think Krisztian will ever make it back to his home planet? You think it would've happened by now!
(v): Oh my gosh, dude. You Krisztian the joke EVERY TIME!!!
(v): Oh my gosh, dude. You Krisztian the joke EVERY TIME!!!
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Get the Krisztian mug.Krisztián (in scientific name: alpha Christianoid) is the alpha specimen of all Christianoids.
Alpha Christianoid is a archetype of white human males.
You can identify by strong connection to fast food, wearing a baseball hat, fenny bag, he’s often watch american football, listens to bad national rock bands.
He’s movement culture is also characteristic, he is walking in a strange way flexing its muscles.
By behavior you can identify him by strong desire to argue with poeple, using half correct information. He never miss a dad joke. Instinct etity.
Alpha Christianoid is a archetype of white human males.
You can identify by strong connection to fast food, wearing a baseball hat, fenny bag, he’s often watch american football, listens to bad national rock bands.
He’s movement culture is also characteristic, he is walking in a strange way flexing its muscles.
By behavior you can identify him by strong desire to argue with poeple, using half correct information. He never miss a dad joke. Instinct etity.
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Get the krisztián mug.Kristanna is a rare but amazing name. Kristanna is gorgeous caring and amazing I can go on for ever and ever about kristanna. She's absolutely everything anyone would ask for. Kristanna your amazing be yourself because it just lights up the room and makes everyone smile
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