kristian

a fucking legend with a huge cock and is so sexy. he's good at all sports and smart as well. all round good bloke

Kristian gives me a pulsing orgasm every time i see him

by pussyfaggotcumslut6969 August 9, 2021

kristian

A Jew who won't admit it

Oi Kristian don't lie you are a Jew!!!

by Hall Crew May 9, 2006

kristian

this nigga does NOT care about anything you have to say or how you feel

Kristian is such a loser

by mir38 May 17, 2022

kristian

A guy who has an animal instinct. this is when the human forgets all morals and becomes like a rapist towards the female gender.

girl: that Kristian guy last night had animal instinct with me!

by strobelight March 5, 2020

kristian

a wigger who wont admit it.
who is attracted to sluts (maria)
and white girls (vici)

mary: are you white yet?
kristian: wtf yo im ghetto all da way to da hood nikka.

lmao.
we love you kristian =D

by Vici & Mary January 11, 2008

kristian

an aneroxic whore who can also be bulimic at times

oh look kristian's throwing up again but hasn't eaten anything today whooooaa.

by Dorkkie77 February 29, 2008

kristian

a little prick who plays tooo much starcraft.

aka, no life.

his bestfriend is named irene tooo !

she's cooool

friend: what are you doing ?
kristian: playing starcraft !
5 hours later
friend: let's go to the malll !
kristian: no im playing starcraft .

by someone ! March 31, 2010