kristian

a fucking legend with a huge cock and is so sexy. he's good at all sports and smart as well. all round good bloke
Kristian gives me a pulsing orgasm every time i see him
by pussyfaggotcumslut6969 August 10, 2021
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A Jew who won't admit it
Oi Kristian don't lie you are a Jew!!!
by Hall Crew April 28, 2006
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this nigga does NOT care about anything you have to say or how you feel
by mir38 May 17, 2022
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kristian

A guy who has an animal instinct. this is when the human forgets all morals and becomes like a rapist towards the female gender.
girl: that Kristian guy last night had animal instinct with me!
by strobelight March 05, 2020
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a wigger who wont admit it.
who is attracted to sluts (maria)
and white girls (vici)
mary: are you white yet?
kristian: wtf yo im ghetto all da way to da hood nikka.

lmao.
we love you kristian =D
by Vici & Mary January 02, 2008
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an aneroxic whore who can also be bulimic at times
oh look kristian's throwing up again but hasn't eaten anything today whooooaa.
by Dorkkie77 February 29, 2008
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a little prick who plays tooo much starcraft.

aka, no life.

his bestfriend is named irene tooo !

she's cooool
friend: what are you doing ?
kristian: playing starcraft !
5 hours later
friend: let's go to the malll !
kristian: no im playing starcraft .
by someone ! March 31, 2010
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