kristiankrake 

Shite scuffed streamer, with small penis. Wishes he was whizzski.

Worst gamer in the world, has a big crush on blue after Imvanbun rejected him.
Kris once sent a pick of his tiktak to a girl. She replied "1, 2, 3, 4 . I declare a thumb war"

If my son ever was like KristianKrake, Id abort it

kristiankrake by Whizzski April 16, 2022

kristiankrake 

just some guy i guess. sometimes streams and disappoints people on twitch. thinks italians are real and claims to be one. bad at games and can't solve the semantle for the life of him. whizzski wannabe, steals his viewers. also dumb (thinks whales are white).

do you know twitch's most scuffed streamer? his name is kristiankrake.

kristiankrake by bluevalentine April 19, 2022

KristianKrake 

Pizza, pasta streamer (italian)
Shit at any video game.
Has no bitches.
Has a tiny cock
Can't stream for the life of him.

Needs to play dark souls 3

Oh look, is the KristianKrake ? That guy is a dumbass.

KristianKrake by TheSecretSpy27 April 19, 2022

kristiankrake 

Described as the streamer with no thumbs, chat once thought his mouse wasn't plugged in whilst playing. His semantle average is 4491 guesses, and some say he is even living in whizzski's streaming shadow.

people with no electricity are thought to be better at video games than our kris

have you seen that absolute Kristiankrake, he couldn't hit a barn door if he tried

kristiankrake by twitchchat124 April 21, 2022

Kristian_Krake 

Can he stream like a pro? Can he game like a God? Can he go more than 5 minutes without slapping his meat around next to his hentai displate? No he can do none of this and more! In 2022 Kristian_Krakes channel was voted scuffed capital of twitch.

UMO:"Hey Kristian_Krake whatever happened to your YouTube channel."

Kris: *sweats intensely*

Kristian_Krake by dat booty dat booty April 19, 2022

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020