Krisztian

(n): a being from an undetermined planet who takes the form of a Romanian with a sweating problem; acts very strangely in public. Krisztian's can be located by listening for the term, "Do you even ____ bro?" which is their signature phrase. Spits everywhere.
(v): the act of ruining a joke with a phrase that has little relevancy to the subject at hand and/or is completely random
(n): Dude, do you think Krisztian will ever make it back to his home planet? You think it would've happened by now!
(v): Oh my gosh, dude. You Krisztian the joke EVERY TIME!!!
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