krickling

the act of hitting your head against a donkeys but.

"why the @$#% do you keep Krickling?"

by fuknot June 17, 2008

Kicking Mustang

A middle-aged incel who cheats at Monopoly and uploads creepy videos of kids to YouTube whilst tweeting racist conspiracy theories on twitter.

Yo, that guy is such a Kicking Mustang that I heard he got himself banned from over forty different social media sites.

by PhoenixAirsoftMarshall January 30, 2023

Kackling

The most annoying form of cackling. Only Kamala can kackle and annoy the shito out of everyone. All cacklers recognize thiso and they supporto creating a new word for her cackling.

Ergo, please add Kackling to your Urban Diccionario.

Example: Regular people cackle. Kamala Harris Kackles because Kackling is her thingo.

by @ilDonaldoTrumpo April 14, 2021

Kicking Mustang Derangement Syndrome

Commonly resulting from a sudden increase in Cocaine fuelled meditation, KMDS can result in late night googling of one's self, foaming at the mouth, erectile dysfunction, uncontrollable crying, lazy eye and hair loss.

"He's 50 years old and been screaming at his computer screen like a baby all night, if he turns out to have Kicking Mustang Derangement Syndrome then at least he won't reproduce."

by PhoenixAirsoftMarshall February 23, 2023

Knuckling one off

When an fat dumpy lesbian beats herself off and since she's so fat she aggressively rubs her knuckles on her puss to get off

Patti couldn't get the job done with her dildo so she ended up knuckling one off on that big fat pussy

by Bigdickballer420 July 25, 2017

Kicking shit

Doing nothing useful

He was sitting at home for the whole day kicking shit rather than doing his homework

by mindjammer June 5, 2016

kicking the hammer

Doing something unnecessary or without a good reason

Matt: Dude, why did you take the long way to my house?
Dave: Come on, it's not that bad.
Matt: Stop kicking the hammer and go the right way.

by DoTheDood May 21, 2017