kreitz

coolest person alive.

“is your name kreitz?”

“yeah why?”

“omg can we be friends”

by -fellow friend November 22, 2021

kritzoid

A person infatuated with african males.

The NBA is made primarily for kritzoids.

by white knight33 January 2, 2012

kreiting

The act of being online on any sort of instant messenger (aim, gchat, facebook chat, etc) during the Jewish Shabbat and not responding to messages.

Jonny: Hey Avi
Jonny: Hellllllllo
*After sundown*
Avi: Hey, I'm back
Jonny: Oh yeah, I forgot it was Shabbat and you were just kreiting.

by *xpac taunt* May 5, 2011

Kritzkrieg

i medi gun found in tf2 that can give you critical hits for the class medic

i use the Kritzkrieg in tf2

by German dude August 1, 2018

kritzisma

A rare personal quality attributed to bespectacled, pink jacket sporting chats who arouse fervent popular devotion and enthusiasm amongst the kids.

the fancy boys are famed for the kritzisma of their guitarist.

by secks August 23, 2004

Kretzer

Used to describe something awesome; something that cannot be defeated in any medium

Dude, that was straight Kretzer.

by Alphonse Superbastard August 6, 2009

Kreizing

1. A term of endearment when it comes to persuading a woman to have sex with before she can say "hello"
2. Trying to jew your way in or out of a situation.
3. A ultimatum
4. Keith

Juice - "Check out Swan over there at the bar kreizing that brunette !"
Deuce Pops - " If he fails at kreizing, which he most likely will ,he will probably just settle for a slice of nigpie and head home."
Juice- " If he kreiz, he kreiz"

by Cuntsy Mcgee February 13, 2018