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Rusty kreiger
If we added milk it would be a white Mexican but all we have is breast milk. Which would make it a Rusty Kreiger.
Rusty kreiger by Casket time with Murray January 17, 2017
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kreiter • keiterious • kneiter • Kreider • Kreidering • kreidermacher • Kreiler • kreimer • Kreiner Hat Trick • kreiser
Kreiler
1)
Used to express envy towards a person whom perhaps have won something out of pure luck.
2)
Also used to define a merchant or buisnessman who is trying to buy cheap and sell high in a quite stuborn way.
Used to express envy towards a person whom perhaps have won something out of pure luck.
2)
Also used to define a merchant or buisnessman who is trying to buy cheap and sell high in a quite stuborn way.
1)
"Man, that's so kreil!"
or just "Kreil.."
2)
"You are a damn kreiler, you know that?!"
or as a mild curseword; "Kreiler!"
"Man, that's so kreil!"
or just "Kreil.."
2)
"You are a damn kreiler, you know that?!"
or as a mild curseword; "Kreiler!"
Kreiler by Platypus89 February 25, 2007
Kreiner Hat Trick
In football, when player scores a touchdown and intercepts a pass in the same game, then gives his opponent a post-game consolation blow job in the ultimate display of athletic prowess and sportsmanship. Mustachioed blow jobs are obviously preferred, though they are not necessary to complete the hat trick.
Keanu was so upset after the heart-breaking loss, Evan had no choice but to complete the Kreiner Hat Trick right there in the end zone.
Kreiner Hat Trick by CFL4Life November 26, 2010
kreiser
Compassionate and fun-loving, can be emotional, but is often reserved. Has a carefree attitude, but is always vigilant. Strong willed, an old souled, loyal ride or die.
She's definitely a kreiser!
kritero
kritero by just a good lookin person July 8, 2019
Kreuter
Guntramsdorf - Kreuter
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crunchy
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whale
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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