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Kratzer Effect 

The Kratzer Effect is a phenomenon that occurs when a contradictory inquiry truly has no solution
"If you put ice in coffee, when you drink it will it be cold or hot?"
"Well, the ice makes it cold. But, the coffee is already hot. The Kratzer Effect strikes again."
Kratzer Effect by E. Kratzer March 28, 2023
Basically anything God-Like or just straight up amazing.
Person 1: So what did you think of Call of Duty: World at War?
Person 2: It was good, but not as good as CoD4. That game was Kratzer!
Kratzer by A Large Panda May 2, 2010

Kreutzer 

What stinks? Oh that's Sarah, she's got Kreutzer crotch. Yeah, smells like dead bodies.
Kreutzer by Tiny wonder August 19, 2015
he is a Krezzer
Krezzer by anonymous March 23, 2021

kreutzer 

1)widely used as a discrete way of announcing that you gotta go to the toilet, 2)can also be used at the initial phases of indigestion
1) i gotta talk to kreutzer;
2) Kreutzer is calling my name!
kreutzer by kraut September 12, 2003
A man of many talents also turns straight men gay
Ayo have you met krezzer

Shit that rabbit my hommie
Krezzer by Vaulty177 April 10, 2021