kreitman

A bitch who is a slut and whore who thinks she is cool. And she has a really ugly face with a mole.

wants to be victoria secret model. Kreitman normally has he first name Maya.

kreitman by shitfaedonkey February 1, 2014

kreitman

1. A German family who gives caterpillars to each other every night. From the word "kreit", in German it means caterpillar, stating that their ancestors performed the famous caterpillar on each other as well

2. A crazy person who likes pegging/making strange facial expressions

3. Kreit, also coming from the word ketchup-a person who loves ketchup.

Dude, did you see bobby last night when he was drunk? Man he was like a kreitman you should've seen it!

dave: Hey man, pass the ketchup

bill: Dude, what the fuck you have plenty! Who do you think you are, a kreitman?

kreitman by elijay donnor July 22, 2011

kretman 

one whose mother is a very loose woman

Kretman: Man, I got no sleep last night
Billy-Ray: Neither did yo momma

kretman by Erin and Rachel January 10, 2004

james kreisman 

a fucking weird kid, ears bleed

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james kreisman by jeep December 29, 2004

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019