kreitman
kreitman by shitfaedonkey February 1, 2014
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1. A German family who gives caterpillars to each other every night. From the word "kreit", in German it means caterpillar, stating that their ancestors performed the famous caterpillar on each other as well
2. A crazy person who likes pegging/making strange facial expressions
3. Kreit, also coming from the word ketchup-a person who loves ketchup.
2. A crazy person who likes pegging/making strange facial expressions
3. Kreit, also coming from the word ketchup-a person who loves ketchup.
Dude, did you see bobby last night when he was drunk? Man he was like a kreitman you should've seen it!
dave: Hey man, pass the ketchup
bill: Dude, what the fuck you have plenty! Who do you think you are, a kreitman?
dave: Hey man, pass the ketchup
bill: Dude, what the fuck you have plenty! Who do you think you are, a kreitman?
kreitman by elijay donnor July 22, 2011
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A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
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4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
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